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I am surprising my hottie for Valentine’s day with a puppy

  • Permalink pups51_2 Dr.S I have decided to surprise my girlfriend for V day with a puppy. Do you have any recommendations yourself? I see you like pugs. She lost her lab a couple of years ago and I'm thinking a new puppy might put some extra pep in her step. She's hot as hell and YES I think she could be the one. Also I'm pretty sure if I give her a puppy anal will be in the cards Valentine's day night. Wink Wink I like pugs or French bulldogs at the moment. Dr.S">Gallery

    I am surprising my hottie for Valentine’s day with a puppy

Dr.S I have decided to surprise my girlfriend for V day with a puppy. Do you have any recommendations yourself? I see you like pugs. She lost her lab a couple of years ago and I’m thinking a new puppy might put some extra pep in her step. She’s hot as hell and YES I think she could be the one. Also I’m pretty sure if I give her a puppy anal will be in the cards Valentine’s day night. Wink Wink

I like pugs or French bulldogs at the moment. Dr.S

Should I dump my smoking hot girlfriend because she’s illiterate?

  • Permalink IMAG0065 I just found out my girlfriend can't read and she's 25. She's smoking hot by the way and I am having a real hard time of this. She did graduate high school but no college. I have no idea how she got through it. She confessed to me when she was drunk and the next day I asked her about it and asked her to read a Penthouse article to me and she couldn't. What should I do Dr.S? I am torn because of how hot she is but it is obviously embarrassing for me! Should I ditch her or try to take baby steps so she can become literate in 2016? You Should make a difference in her life or remain worthless. Dr.S ">Gallery

    Should I dump my smoking hot girlfriend because she’s illiterate?

I just found out my girlfriend can’t read and she’s 25. She’s smoking hot by the way and I am having a real hard time of this. She did graduate high school but no college. I have no idea how she got through it. She confessed to me when she was drunk and the next day I asked her about it and asked her to read a Penthouse article to me and she couldn’t. What should I do Dr.S? I am torn because of how hot she is but it is obviously embarrassing for me! Should I ditch her or try to take baby steps so she can become literate in 2016?

You Should make a difference in her life or remain worthless. Dr.S

They locked the porta potty so I left a mess on the street

  • Permalink portapotty Dr.S I'm in town for Mardi Gras. I was off the path a couple of nights ago and saw what I thought was an oasis when I had to blow mud real fast. Well the stupid porta potty was locked! Who does that?! Anyway I tried the lock and of course wasn't about to cut it off with my shears I left back at the hotel. I ended up pulling down my pants and leaving an absolute mess in the street. A man's got to do what a man's got to do especially when he's drinking. Can you forgive me? Any chance we can grab a beer soon? I'm booked solid so probably not. Dr.S ">Gallery

    They locked the porta potty so I left a mess on the street

Dr.S I’m in town for Mardi Gras. I was off the path a couple of nights ago and saw what I thought was an oasis when I had to blow mud real fast. Well the stupid porta potty was locked! Who does that?! Anyway I tried the lock and of course wasn’t about to cut it off with my shears I left back at the hotel. I ended up pulling down my pants and leaving an absolute mess in the street. A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do especially when he’s drinking. Can you forgive me? Any chance we can grab a beer soon?

I’m booked solid so probably not. Dr.S

She said if I surprise her with a good beer I can ram it in

  • Permalink beer426 What up stinkstah. I met a girl online and she is a huge beer fan. She said as long as I bring over a good six pack on our first date and order a decent pizza I am pretty much guaranteed stick it in. This is what I am going with and she said to surprise her so I am crossing my fingers. Wish me luck and yeah she said it's fine if I go in raw dog which is a bonus. I've never tried that nut ale but it looks decent up close. Dr.S ">Gallery

    She said if I surprise her with a good beer I can ram it in

What up stinkstah. I met a girl online and she is a huge beer fan. She said as long as I bring over a good six pack on our first date and order a decent pizza I am pretty much guaranteed stick it in. This is what I am going with and she said to surprise her so I am crossing my fingers. Wish me luck and yeah she said it’s fine if I go in raw dog which is a bonus.

I’ve never tried that nut ale but it looks decent up close. Dr.S

Should I start taking yoga classes this year because I am an ugly dude?

  • Permalink 1238121_655343584530014_825695646_n Just wondering if I should start taking yoga classes. I hear it really can help you in daily life but the real reason that I want to do it is because I can meet hot chicks and I really have to try hard because I wasn't born over 6 feet tall with hair like the raven. I am kind of on a huge dry spell and I need to do something different. Do you think I should go down this path or not? I am tired of the online thing. Hope you break your spell soon and of course try it once. Dr.S ">Gallery

    Should I start taking yoga classes this year because I am an ugly dude?

Just wondering if I should start taking yoga classes. I hear it really can help you in daily life but the real reason that I want to do it is because I can meet hot chicks and I really have to try hard because I wasn’t born over 6 feet tall with hair like the raven. I am kind of on a huge dry spell and I need to do something different. Do you think I should go down this path or not? I am tired of the online thing.

Hope you break your spell soon and of course try it once. Dr.S

Should I sack up and tell her I have no intentions of getting married?

  • Permalink condoms Dr.S I have come to a crossroads with my girlfriend. We have been together for almost 4 years now and she keeps hinting at getting married. We are both 30 years old and let me tell you I don't want to get married. It does not interest me. Every marriage I have seen ends in divorce so I don't plan on being another statistic. I know if I tell her I am 100% sure I don't want to tie the knot she will be devastated but it is the raw truth. I need to tell her soon and I'm sure that will be end of us but it will be for the best. Is there any way I should approach this? Just have her take a comfortable seat then let it rip. Dr.S">Gallery

    Should I sack up and tell her I have no intentions of getting married?

Dr.S I have come to a crossroads with my girlfriend. We have been together for almost 4 years now and she keeps hinting at getting married. We are both 30 years old and let me tell you I don’t want to get married. It does not interest me. Every marriage I have seen ends in divorce so I don’t plan on being another statistic. I know if I tell her I am 100% sure I don’t want to tie the knot she will be devastated but it is the raw truth. I need to tell her soon and I’m sure that will be end of us but it will be for the best. Is there any way I should approach this?

Just have her take a comfortable seat then let it rip. Dr.S

She said if I don’t bring over any flowers I have no chance at all

  • Permalink IMG_3325-1 Dr.S I have a tinder date in a few days. I'm going over to her apartment. She said if I come without any flowers I really have no shot at sticking it in. You better believe my ass is getting to the store soon to buy a nice bouquet arrangement. Do you have any suggestions? The best part she said she would entertain anal because she said I am THAT good looking. She's actually decent looking and not a fat blob so I am up for whatever. Sounds like her starfish is history as long as the flowers are fresh. Dr.S">Gallery

    She said if I don’t bring over any flowers I have no chance at all

Dr.S I have a tinder date in a few days. I’m going over to her apartment. She said if I come without any flowers I really have no shot at sticking it in. You better believe my ass is getting to the store soon to buy a nice bouquet arrangement. Do you have any suggestions? The best part she said she would entertain anal because she said I am THAT good looking. She’s actually decent looking and not a fat blob so I am up for whatever.

Sounds like her starfish is history as long as the flowers are fresh. Dr.S

I would take her to Applebee’s and also pick up the check

  • Permalink 31 Dr.S came across this beauty recently. Her eyes are a straight knockout. Actually felt a few palpitations when I stared too close at the blue beauties. I would take her to Applebee's if she would allow me to and I honestly would not split the check this time like I usually do. She is that gorgeous. Do you think I have a chance? I live in my mom's basement but plan to be out on my own by June. Sounds like the basement is probably the best place for you. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I would take her to Applebee’s and also pick up the check

Dr.S came across this beauty recently. Her eyes are a straight knockout. Actually felt a few palpitations when I stared too close at the blue beauties. I would take her to Applebee’s if she would allow me to and I honestly would not split the check this time like I usually do. She is that gorgeous. Do you think I have a chance? I live in my mom’s basement but plan to be out on my own by June.

Sounds like the basement is probably the best place for you. Dr.S

I gave her chocolates to make up for going in the wrong hole

  • Permalink candy I was wasted Dr.S and she has still had a hard time forgiving me. I swear I didn't do it on purpose. It was dark as hell and I was out of mind. She kept bringing it up for 2 weeks and finally I went out and bought some chocolates to make it up to her. Thankfully she loves chocolate and it seems to have done the trick. She has been EXIT ONLY since college so I guess I understand it and trust me it was an accident. Blame the Patron! She shouldn't nag you that bad if it's pitch black. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I gave her chocolates to make up for going in the wrong hole

I was wasted Dr.S and she has still had a hard time forgiving me. I swear I didn’t do it on purpose. It was dark as hell and I was out of mind. She kept bringing it up for 2 weeks and finally I went out and bought some chocolates to make it up to her. Thankfully she loves chocolate and it seems to have done the trick. She has been EXIT ONLY since college so I guess I understand it and trust me it was an accident. Blame the Patron!

She shouldn’t nag you that bad if it’s pitch black. Dr.S

I have the last minute jitters it might be slimy because she’s old

  • Permalink slime0-1(1) I am 24 years old. There is a pretty hot 37 year old lady I work with who wants to bang me. She recently got divorced and has had her eyes on me for a long time now. I don't know how I feel about it. It will be the first older girl I've ever been with. She even hinted I could go in the back door but I am afraid it will be slimy as hell because she's older and tons of craps have come out of her. Should I do it or not? She keeps inviting me over for drinks and pizza. Just pummel it already before she says no. Dr.S">Gallery

    I have the last minute jitters it might be slimy because she’s old

I am 24 years old. There is a pretty hot 37 year old lady I work with who wants to bang me. She recently got divorced and has had her eyes on me for a long time now. I don’t know how I feel about it. It will be the first older girl I’ve ever been with. She even hinted I could go in the back door but I am afraid it will be slimy as hell because she’s older and tons of craps have come out of her. Should I do it or not? She keeps inviting me over for drinks and pizza.

Just pummel it already before she says no. Dr.S

She said I dribbled on my shoes so then I closed the deal

  • Permalink shoes5326 Crazy story. Actually dribbled on my shoes a few weeks ago when pissing in the train station. Anyways a cute girl standing next to me by this dumb post commented on it. I guess she stalked me with her eyes when I went to the bathroom and when I came out she said you must have missed the urinal. I looked down and yes there were 2 tiny pee drops on my shoe! Anyways we exchange numbers and she was going one way and I went the other. I texted the crap out of her a few days later and ended up going out for Mexican food with her and brought her back to my pad and banged the crap out of her. Thank God my roommate was away on business. Greatest part is that she passed the sniff test with flying colors !! Sounds like girlfriend material so I hope you are staying in it. Dr.S ">Gallery

    She said I dribbled on my shoes so then I closed the deal

Crazy story. Actually dribbled on my shoes a few weeks ago when pissing in the train station. Anyways a cute girl standing next to me by this dumb post commented on it. I guess she stalked me with her eyes when I went to the bathroom and when I came out she said you must have missed the urinal. I looked down and yes there were 2 tiny pee drops on my shoe! Anyways we exchange numbers and she was going one way and I went the other. I texted the crap out of her a few days later and ended up going out for Mexican food with her and brought her back to my pad and banged the crap out of her. Thank God my roommate was away on business. Greatest part is that she passed the sniff test with flying colors !!

Sounds like girlfriend material so I hope you are staying in it. Dr.S

What if she’s smoking hot but doesn’t drink?

  • Permalink beer10 Dr.S please help me with a huge problem. I'm going out with a solid 9 and she doesn't drink at all. I am a huge drinker and black out some time and get out of control. She says I need to get it under control or she might break up with me. She won't take one sip of booze and I go the distance I know. Should I quit it all or cut back just because she's a smoke show? I don't want to be a chump. If she's that hot you can change I'm sure. Dr.S">Gallery

    What if she’s smoking hot but doesn’t drink?

Dr.S please help me with a huge problem. I’m going out with a solid 9 and she doesn’t drink at all. I am a huge drinker and black out some time and get out of control. She says I need to get it under control or she might break up with me. She won’t take one sip of booze and I go the distance I know. Should I quit it all or cut back just because she’s a smoke show? I don’t want to be a chump.

If she’s that hot you can change I’m sure. Dr.S

He’s disgusting but she doesn’t care because of all the cheddar

  • Permalink money I have a girlfriend who is sleeping with an older dude. She tells me she cringes every time he gets on top of her saying his breath is nasty and the sex is pretty awful but she continues to see him because he is loaded and naturally takes her everywhere and buys her anything she wants. Let's just call him Charlie. He's 50 years old and my girlfriend is 24 and yeah I know she's half his age and everyone looks when they are out. It's been going on for a few months and she says she doesn't see herself getting out anytime soon because she doesn't want to lose the free ride. Can you please tell her to get a life DR.S?!!! The spiral downward will continue into her thirties. Dr.S ">Gallery

    He’s disgusting but she doesn’t care because of all the cheddar

I have a girlfriend who is sleeping with an older dude. She tells me she cringes every time he gets on top of her saying his breath is nasty and the sex is pretty awful but she continues to see him because he is loaded and naturally takes her everywhere and buys her anything she wants. Let’s just call him Charlie. He’s 50 years old and my girlfriend is 24 and yeah I know she’s half his age and everyone looks when they are out. It’s been going on for a few months and she says she doesn’t see herself getting out anytime soon because she doesn’t want to lose the free ride. Can you please tell her to get a life DR.S?!!!

The spiral downward will continue into her thirties. Dr.S

My adorable girl started smoking cigars and her breath is atrocious

  • Permalink IMG_3196 My cute girlfriend recently got into smoking cigars. I don't smoke at all. She is smoking a couple a week and her breath is real nasty especially in the morning. She always wants to make out and I make her gargle a few times but sometimes it still doesn't get the stench of tobacco out of her pie hole. I can't tell her not to smoke them. She always tells me she makes the rules and if I don't like it I can leave because there is a line of dudes waiting to plow the crap out of her. Should I just grin and put up with it or leave? I mean she's pretty damn adorable and has an ass that is amazing. Keep around as long as she isn't into the stupid Molly. Dr.S ">Gallery

    My adorable girl started smoking cigars and her breath is atrocious

My cute girlfriend recently got into smoking cigars. I don’t smoke at all. She is smoking a couple a week and her breath is real nasty especially in the morning. She always wants to make out and I make her gargle a few times but sometimes it still doesn’t get the stench of tobacco out of her pie hole. I can’t tell her not to smoke them. She always tells me she makes the rules and if I don’t like it I can leave because there is a line of dudes waiting to plow the crap out of her. Should I just grin and put up with it or leave? I mean she’s pretty damn adorable and has an ass that is amazing.

Keep around as long as she isn’t into the stupid Molly. Dr.S

My hubby and I are just home waiting for nasty blizzard sex

  • Permalink FullSizeRender_9 We live in the D.C. area and are waiting to get pummeled. I've been baking all day and we plan on drinking and having great sex to pass the time as the storm passes and dumps 2 feet on us. To all the people out there living in the sun we salute you! My hubby wants to do anal tonight as the winds pick up and I'm okay with it. Something about blizzard sex with high winds just makes me wet and I can't stand it! XOXO and pray for us! Stay safe pumpkin pie. Dr.S ">Gallery

    My hubby and I are just home waiting for nasty blizzard sex

We live in the D.C. area and are waiting to get pummeled. I’ve been baking all day and we plan on drinking and having great sex to pass the time as the storm passes and dumps 2 feet on us. To all the people out there living in the sun we salute you! My hubby wants to do anal tonight as the winds pick up and I’m okay with it. Something about blizzard sex with high winds just makes me wet and I can’t stand it! XOXO and pray for us!

Stay safe pumpkin pie. Dr.S

What should I do if I meet a hottie and she’s stingy with her genitals?

  • Permalink hot asian I am 26 years old and a real player and I enjoy it. I typically like to bang after the 2nd date. Lately I've been meeting a lot chicks who are real stingy with their private parts. They don't want to give it up and some cases it's taken me over a month to get in where I need to be going. What I mean is that I need to constantly wine and dine and text and all that crap. So sick of that!! I just want to bang right away and am so tired of the nonsense. If she's real stingy with her genitals after the 2nd or 3rd date should I still try to hit it or just move on to the next one? Hurry up and answer. I don't have all day. If she's stingy right away you know the answer fool. Dr.S ">Gallery

    What should I do if I meet a hottie and she’s stingy with her genitals?

I am 26 years old and a real player and I enjoy it. I typically like to bang after the 2nd date. Lately I’ve been meeting a lot chicks who are real stingy with their private parts. They don’t want to give it up and some cases it’s taken me over a month to get in where I need to be going. What I mean is that I need to constantly wine and dine and text and all that crap. So sick of that!! I just want to bang right away and am so tired of the nonsense. If she’s real stingy with her genitals after the 2nd or 3rd date should I still try to hit it or just move on to the next one? Hurry up and answer. I don’t have all day.

If she’s stingy right away you know the answer fool. Dr.S

Will a hot chick always be unattaniable for me because I have no tats?

  • Permalink Screen-Shotttt-2016-01-09-at-5.58.52-PM Dr.S I recently met a hottie who gave me an earful at a local watering hole here in town. She said she is only into guys with tats. I have none and don't plan on getting any. I also don't have a beard and she says that's what she wants --basically a dude with the body of a swimmer with tats all over with a decent beard. No plans to grow one either and I'm average in build. Is this all that most hotties want? I mean I have a decent job and all and am good dude. Can you help me? Thought you might like to see this flawless ass. Don't know who it is and really don't care honestly. I'm sicking of sleeping with overweight girls because it's easy for me and want to step up my game. You were born in the wrong generation so hence you're kind of screwed. Dr.S ">Gallery

    Will a hot chick always be unattaniable for me because I have no tats?

Dr.S I recently met a hottie who gave me an earful at a local watering hole here in town. She said she is only into guys with tats. I have none and don’t plan on getting any. I also don’t have a beard and she says that’s what she wants –basically a dude with the body of a swimmer with tats all over with a decent beard. No plans to grow one either and I’m average in build. Is this all that most hotties want? I mean I have a decent job and all and am good dude. Can you help me? Thought you might like to see this flawless ass. Don’t know who it is and really don’t care honestly. I’m sicking of sleeping with overweight girls because it’s easy for me and want to step up my game.

You were born in the wrong generation so hence you’re kind of screwed. Dr.S

Is it okay if she’s hot but not a productive member of society?

  • Permalink water8-1 I'd rather not post the pic of her so here's some water. I don't want all the dudes reading this to start whacking it to my girl if you catch my drift. Let's just say she's smoking hot but really doesn't contribute to society at all. In fact she hasn't had a job in almost a year and she was a cashier before that at CVS and she told me every dude used to ask her out and she always said NO. I am a lucky guy for sure doctor stinkstah but I just need your blessing. Is it okay that she sits on her ass all day pampering herself and hanging out at Starbucks most of the time? I need to know. Please respond to this if you have the time in your busy schedule. You can only be unproductive for so long until you fade away. Dr.S ">Gallery

    Is it okay if she’s hot but not a productive member of society?

I’d rather not post the pic of her so here’s some water. I don’t want all the dudes reading this to start whacking it to my girl if you catch my drift. Let’s just say she’s smoking hot but really doesn’t contribute to society at all. In fact she hasn’t had a job in almost a year and she was a cashier before that at CVS and she told me every dude used to ask her out and she always said NO. I am a lucky guy for sure doctor stinkstah but I just need your blessing. Is it okay that she sits on her ass all day pampering herself and hanging out at Starbucks most of the time? I need to know. Please respond to this if you have the time in your busy schedule.

You can only be unproductive for so long until you fade away. Dr.S

Please give some advice to my desperate and horny poor friend

  • Permalink lonely_150740-1 I have a desperate and horny friend. We've known each other since 8th grade. He has made some bad life decisions but is getting back on his feet now and just started to get back to work. He has not been with a girl in years and wants to enter the dating world. He is on every dating site known to man but is getting no bites at all. He's a good dude but the ladies have never found him attractive and as far as I know he resorts to buying hookers from time to time when he can afford them. I really don't know how to help him. When we go out girls hit on me because I am the good looking one and he is the disgusting one from what once I overheard. We are both 32 years old so I don't see things getting better for him down the road unless he wins the lottery. Do you have any advice for the my friend the poor bastard? I have nothing good to say to help the monster. Dr.S">Gallery

    Please give some advice to my desperate and horny poor friend

I have a desperate and horny friend. We’ve known each other since 8th grade. He has made some bad life decisions but is getting back on his feet now and just started to get back to work. He has not been with a girl in years and wants to enter the dating world. He is on every dating site known to man but is getting no bites at all. He’s a good dude but the ladies have never found him attractive and as far as I know he resorts to buying hookers from time to time when he can afford them. I really don’t know how to help him. When we go out girls hit on me because I am the good looking one and he is the disgusting one from what once I overheard. We are both 32 years old so I don’t see things getting better for him down the road unless he wins the lottery. Do you have any advice for the my friend the poor bastard?

I have nothing good to say to help the monster. Dr.S

Is it okay if she has no redeeming qualities except for being hot?

  • Permalink 230086_609095915780651_1402476717_n What up doc. Just wondering if you can find time to help me. I landed a pretty awesome dime piece a few weeks ago. Actually got set up from a friend and bought him a steak dinner for the hookup. She's totally a smoke show but has no other redeeming qualities except just having a banging body. How long can it last is my question? She digs me but her personality is garbage so I can't see it as a long term investment. How long should I hang on before I just quit it? Give it a couple of months before you dip out for good. Dr.S ">Gallery

    Is it okay if she has no redeeming qualities except for being hot?

What up doc. Just wondering if you can find time to help me. I landed a pretty awesome dime piece a few weeks ago. Actually got set up from a friend and bought him a steak dinner for the hookup. She’s totally a smoke show but has no other redeeming qualities except just having a banging body. How long can it last is my question? She digs me but her personality is garbage so I can’t see it as a long term investment. How long should I hang on before I just quit it?

Give it a couple of months before you dip out for good. Dr.S

When I mention anal her bottom lip starts to quiver uncontrollably

  • Permalink IMG952287-1 Greetings Stinkstah from Columbus, Ohio. I started dating a cool chick. I really dig her. We've been seeing each other for almost 6 months now and things are on the up and up. I want to take our sex life to the next level and I hinted at anal and her lip went all wonky. It started to quiver uncontrollably and she said she is afraid of taking it back there. She is almost 27 and says she has been EXIT ONLY her entire life back there and is reluctant to change. She did say if we hit the Patron hard things might change and she might loosen up. Each time I have asked her lip goes nuts but I think this might be the weekend I actually end up pounding it and also it's pink not brown like an old chick's starfish. She sounds dope so maybe put a ring on it if it goes well. Dr.S ">Gallery

    When I mention anal her bottom lip starts to quiver uncontrollably

Greetings Stinkstah from Columbus, Ohio. I started dating a cool chick. I really dig her. We’ve been seeing each other for almost 6 months now and things are on the up and up. I want to take our sex life to the next level and I hinted at anal and her lip went all wonky. It started to quiver uncontrollably and she said she is afraid of taking it back there. She is almost 27 and says she has been EXIT ONLY her entire life back there and is reluctant to change. She did say if we hit the Patron hard things might change and she might loosen up. Each time I have asked her lip goes nuts but I think this might be the weekend I actually end up pounding it and also it’s pink not brown like an old chick’s starfish.

She sounds dope so maybe put a ring on it if it goes well. Dr.S