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I am in Vegas with my sugar daddy for the weekend and it’s fine

  • Permalink stormjpg Some of my friends are making fun of me this weekend for going away with my sugar daddy during Thanksgiving but I love it. I feel like we own Vegas while everyone is stuck home with family and stuff and wanting to get away and fighting and miserable. How many girls can say they can go anywhere at the drop of the hat and be pampered and spoiled rotten? Not many I bet and that's what I'm thankful and blessed this holiday. I wouldn't have it any other way honestly. It stinks you have to lick his hairy taint tho. Dr.S">Gallery

    I am in Vegas with my sugar daddy for the weekend and it’s fine

Some of my friends are making fun of me this weekend for going away with my sugar daddy during Thanksgiving but I love it. I feel like we own Vegas while everyone is stuck home with family and stuff and wanting to get away and fighting and miserable. How many girls can say they can go anywhere at the drop of the hat and be pampered and spoiled rotten? Not many I bet and that’s what I’m thankful and blessed this holiday. I wouldn’t have it any other way honestly.

It stinks you have to lick his hairy taint tho. Dr.S

I am installing a bidet for her as a X-Mas gift to clean her up good

  • Permalink bidet Seasons Greetings from Scottsdale. I heard about the stinky from a friend who is in Phoenix. Just to let you know I am 49 years old and live in North Scottsdale. I am a retired hedge fund manager and am divorced with 3 kids and have a 25 year old girl friend. And yes I have paid for her new breasts which she loves to death and so do I. For X Mas she said she always wanted a bidet to help clean her privates in a proper manner. Well that's what she is getting and she is dead on. So many American women think the only proper way to clean up is with a tissue or toilet paper and that only does half the job removing fecal matter and staying clean. A bidet gets in those hard to reach places and does a complete job. She may only be 25 but she has the wisdom of a 50 year old. I have heard that a bidet will get rid of any stench if used properly. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I am installing a bidet for her as a X-Mas gift to clean her up good

Seasons Greetings from Scottsdale. I heard about the stinky from a friend who is in Phoenix. Just to let you know I am 49 years old and live in North Scottsdale. I am a retired hedge fund manager and am divorced with 3 kids and have a 25 year old girl friend. And yes I have paid for her new breasts which she loves to death and so do I. For X Mas she said she always wanted a bidet to help clean her privates in a proper manner. Well that’s what she is getting and she is dead on. So many American women think the only proper way to clean up is with a tissue or toilet paper and that only does half the job removing fecal matter and staying clean. A bidet gets in those hard to reach places and does a complete job. She may only be 25 but she has the wisdom of a 50 year old.

I have heard that a bidet will get rid of any stench if used properly. Dr.S

I am not thankful for my girlfriend’s skid marked panties

  • Permalink tide Is there any way to prevent my girlfriend from getting skid marks on her panties? So nasty I have to see them all lined up like soldiers in the hamper and I have to tell her to scrub them with tide before she puts them into the washer so she doesn't break it with the crust build up. Do you have any preventative measures that I could take to banish this eye sore once and for all? Not thankful at all here in Wisconsin! Sadly it's like trying to eat soup with a fork so no. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I am not thankful for my girlfriend’s skid marked panties

Is there any way to prevent my girlfriend from getting skid marks on her panties? So nasty I have to see them all lined up like soldiers in the hamper and I have to tell her to scrub them with tide before she puts them into the washer so she doesn’t break it with the crust build up. Do you have any preventative measures that I could take to banish this eye sore once and for all? Not thankful at all here in Wisconsin!

Sadly it’s like trying to eat soup with a fork so no. Dr.S

She sent me a private message to join her live chat

  • Permalink inbox The other night while my wife was in the other room I got a message in my spam inbox to join her live chat. I typically ignore these but she is kind of hot. Don't you think? Just wondering if you think she could be a superstar some day. I'm a married man but probably still would if she twisted my arm. She kind of has a big gut. Dr.S">Gallery

    She sent me a private message to join her live chat

The other night while my wife was in the other room I got a message in my spam inbox to join her live chat. I typically ignore these but she is kind of hot. Don’t you think? Just wondering if you think she could be a superstar some day. I’m a married man but probably still would if she twisted my arm.

She kind of has a big gut. Dr.S

Is she getting away without a license plate because she’s hot?

  • Permalink hot Saw this the other day and never seen something like it before. What does "Tag applied for" mean? Is it some joke or do you think some hot chick was let off the hook and could drive around without any real plate? Dr.S even you know hot chicks get away with anything these days. It's either a hottie or a slam pig. Dr.S">Gallery

    Is she getting away without a license plate because she’s hot?

Saw this the other day and never seen something like it before. What does “Tag applied for” mean? Is it some joke or do you think some hot chick was let off the hook and could drive around without any real plate? Dr.S even you know hot chicks get away with anything these days.

It’s either a hottie or a slam pig. Dr.S

What if she’s hot as hell but her kitty is ratchet?

  • Permalink kitty Dr.S just wondering what I should do. Been smashing a total 10 for the last few weeks but when I go down on her it's her kitty that is really ratchet and I haven't said anything to her about it and I think I should man up and tell her but I'm afraid she will peace out if I do. I haven't had any chick this hot in my entire life so that's why I am reluctant to sabotage it. Please advise me on this matter. Keep hitting it until your nostrils fall off. Dr.S ">Gallery

    What if she’s hot as hell but her kitty is ratchet?

Dr.S just wondering what I should do. Been smashing a total 10 for the last few weeks but when I go down on her it’s her kitty that is really ratchet and I haven’t said anything to her about it and I think I should man up and tell her but I’m afraid she will peace out if I do. I haven’t had any chick this hot in my entire life so that’s why I am reluctant to sabotage it. Please advise me on this matter.

Keep hitting it until your nostrils fall off. Dr.S

I found out my gorgeous friend committed suicide via text and I’m angry

  • Permalink lipstix Is it appropriate to find out that one of your good girl friends committed suicide via a text? I just find it so impersonal. Just getting a text "Katie killed herself" really sent me into a downward spiral Dr.S. She was gorgeous and had every thing going for in the world but went off the deep end when her boyfriend called it off and she couldn't get over it so she took pills to end it. I mean that's how technology has ruined us! Some things should be said over the phone or in person like the old days!! Technology has pretty much destroyed everything. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I found out my gorgeous friend committed suicide via text and I’m angry

Is it appropriate to find out that one of your good girl friends committed suicide via a text? I just find it so impersonal. Just getting a text “Katie killed herself” really sent me into a downward spiral Dr.S. She was gorgeous and had every thing going for in the world but went off the deep end when her boyfriend called it off and she couldn’t get over it so she took pills to end it. I mean that’s how technology has ruined us! Some things should be said over the phone or in person like the old days!!

Technology has pretty much destroyed everything. Dr.S

My friend likes aging thick broads and he’s only 24

  • Permalink thick My friend has a real problem and I told him he needs his head examined. Can you help him? He is only 24 and the last 2 girlfriends he had were over 40 and thick. He goes on these cougar websites and for some reason finds this attractive so he ends up hooking up with them. So gross if you ask me and when I asked him why he doesn't just go for chicks our age he says it's because they are basically brain dead and wants chicks with more life experience. Is he off the grid for good or can we bring him back? Please help us save our stupid friend before he impregnates one. I'm not a shrink but his issues are severe. Dr.S">Gallery

    My friend likes aging thick broads and he’s only 24

My friend has a real problem and I told him he needs his head examined. Can you help him? He is only 24 and the last 2 girlfriends he had were over 40 and thick. He goes on these cougar websites and for some reason finds this attractive so he ends up hooking up with them. So gross if you ask me and when I asked him why he doesn’t just go for chicks our age he says it’s because they are basically brain dead and wants chicks with more life experience. Is he off the grid for good or can we bring him back? Please help us save our stupid friend before he impregnates one.

I’m not a shrink but his issues are severe. Dr.S

A hot chick is rearranging book titles in my friend’s bookstore

  • Permalink books Dr.S we need your help. My friend runs a small used bookstore here in NYC and every weekend there is this hot chick that comes in strung out on meth and starts rearranging titles of books so we can't find them again. She even (we think) is hiding books behind each other. Although we can't catch her for sure we know it's her who has been doing it. Next time she comes in I think he will call the cops. Show me a hot chick that likes a good book more than a $1000 purse. Dr.S ">Gallery

    A hot chick is rearranging book titles in my friend’s bookstore

Dr.S we need your help. My friend runs a small used bookstore here in NYC and every weekend there is this hot chick that comes in strung out on meth and starts rearranging titles of books so we can’t find them again. She even (we think) is hiding books behind each other. Although we can’t catch her for sure we know it’s her who has been doing it. Next time she comes in I think he will call the cops.

Show me a hot chick that likes a good book more than a $1000 purse. Dr.S

I cheated on my wife during my surprise birthday party she threw me

  • Permalink cherry I feel awful. My wife threw me a surprise birthday party and rented out a small room in a hotel to celebrate. Well she invited an old college friend of mine and long story short I disappeared for about 30 mins into her hotel room while everyone was down stairs celebrating my 30th birthday. She blew me and swallowed then we had sex and she wanted anal so I gave it to her and I didn't even use a condom. I got away with it but it is eating away at me ever since it happened a month ago. She texts me this pic to remind me she wants another meet up. I don't know what to do because part of me says to do it again and again. Your immorality disgusts me kind sir. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I cheated on my wife during my surprise birthday party she threw me

I feel awful. My wife threw me a surprise birthday party and rented out a small room in a hotel to celebrate. Well she invited an old college friend of mine and long story short I disappeared for about 30 mins into her hotel room while everyone was down stairs celebrating my 30th birthday. She blew me and swallowed then we had sex and she wanted anal so I gave it to her and I didn’t even use a condom. I got away with it but it is eating away at me ever since it happened a month ago. She texts me this pic to remind me she wants another meet up. I don’t know what to do because part of me says to do it again and again.

Your immorality disgusts me kind sir. Dr.S

Are most people C U Next Tuesdays?

  • Permalink honesty Dr.S who do you think has this Maine plate? dude or hot chick? Would you say most people you've met in your 29 years are C U Next Tuesdays or not? Probably a fat or below average chick and yes. Dr.S">Gallery

    Are most people C U Next Tuesdays?

Dr.S who do you think has this Maine plate? dude or hot chick? Would you say most people you’ve met in your 29 years are C U Next Tuesdays or not?

Probably a fat or below average chick and yes. Dr.S

She shops at Walmart at 4 a.m. because she’s huge and scary

  • Permalink cow I know a friend of a friend who is so huge that she can only shop at Walmart at 4 in the morning. I heard thru the grapevine that she can't go in normal hours because she has scared kids before and I guess it happened so many times she had to go in real late at night so she wouldn't scare the crap out of young people anymore. I have only met her once. I would say she is at least 300 pounds with nasty acne also so that's probably why. So sad how some people get a crappy dice roll. Dr.S">Gallery

    She shops at Walmart at 4 a.m. because she’s huge and scary

I know a friend of a friend who is so huge that she can only shop at Walmart at 4 in the morning. I heard thru the grapevine that she can’t go in normal hours because she has scared kids before and I guess it happened so many times she had to go in real late at night so she wouldn’t scare the crap out of young people anymore. I have only met her once. I would say she is at least 300 pounds with nasty acne also so that’s probably why.

So sad how some people get a crappy dice roll. Dr.S

I’m a nipple snob because I don’t put up with big silver dollar ones

  • Permalink nipples Love the site. Laugh my ass off every day at work! You can call me a nipple snob and I'll tell you why. I won't date a chick with big nipples. I mean don't get me wrong I would bang the crap out of a chick with big nips but not date them. I like girls with nipples the size of dimes and no bigger than a Quarter. My friends think I'm nuts but I like what I like just like hot chicks usually go for tall dudes with all their hair. Am I right? Preach it son. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I’m a nipple snob because I don’t put up with big silver dollar ones

Love the site. Laugh my ass off every day at work! You can call me a nipple snob and I’ll tell you why. I won’t date a chick with big nipples. I mean don’t get me wrong I would bang the crap out of a chick with big nips but not date them. I like girls with nipples the size of dimes and no bigger than a Quarter. My friends think I’m nuts but I like what I like just like hot chicks usually go for tall dudes with all their hair. Am I right?

Preach it son. Dr.S

She peed with the door open but then I heard a turd fall in

  • Permalink lsd Dr.S I have been seeing this little smoke show here in Boston from BC. Anyways whenever she stays over she always pees with the door open which is fine and I get used to hearing the trickle. Well the other night she was peeing and then it stopped and I heard a thud like a piece of crap hitting the bowl hard. I was like what was that and she was like sorry it slipped out. I haven't been normal since that incident. Kind of creeped me out and when I confronted her about it she was like even hot girls poop. Am I over thinking this or what? At least it explains the tremor I felt a few days ago walking to catch the bus. Dr.S ">Gallery

    She peed with the door open but then I heard a turd fall in

Dr.S I have been seeing this little smoke show here in Boston from BC. Anyways whenever she stays over she always pees with the door open which is fine and I get used to hearing the trickle. Well the other night she was peeing and then it stopped and I heard a thud like a piece of crap hitting the bowl hard. I was like what was that and she was like sorry it slipped out. I haven’t been normal since that incident. Kind of creeped me out and when I confronted her about it she was like even hot girls poop. Am I over thinking this or what?

At least it explains the tremor I felt a few days ago walking to catch the bus. Dr.S

Should I be concerned my fiance did a rapid fire gang bang in college?

  • Permalink sink I am supposed to get married in April. I just found out from a friend of a friend that my fiance did a gang bang back back in college when she was in school at FSU. I don't know how I feel about this but I have been losing sleep over it. It happened probably around 9 years ago but still. When I asked her how many she said it was with like 5 guys from a frat. Should I break off the wedding? Part of me says to call it off. They ran a locomotive on your future wife so I wouldn't commit. Dr.S">Gallery

    Should I be concerned my fiance did a rapid fire gang bang in college?

I am supposed to get married in April. I just found out from a friend of a friend that my fiance did a gang bang back back in college when she was in school at FSU. I don’t know how I feel about this but I have been losing sleep over it. It happened probably around 9 years ago but still. When I asked her how many she said it was with like 5 guys from a frat. Should I break off the wedding? Part of me says to call it off.

They ran a locomotive on your future wife so I wouldn’t commit. Dr.S

She had a sensitive hemorrhoid but I pressed my luck

  • Permalink boobs This is kind of disgusting but here it goes and yeah we met on Tinder. She even told me she had a sensitive hemorrhoid back there and was like EXIT ONLY and I kept telling her just to try it and even had some lube and she finally caved it and well it backfired. I pressed my luck and it was a bloody mess back there like a tomato exploded. I haven't been right in the head since and even have been screwing up at work also because of it. I guess that's what I get for being over zealous. Sounds like blood under the bridge so just let it go already. Dr.S ">Gallery

    She had a sensitive hemorrhoid but I pressed my luck

This is kind of disgusting but here it goes and yeah we met on Tinder. She even told me she had a sensitive hemorrhoid back there and was like EXIT ONLY and I kept telling her just to try it and even had some lube and she finally caved it and well it backfired. I pressed my luck and it was a bloody mess back there like a tomato exploded. I haven’t been right in the head since and even have been screwing up at work also because of it. I guess that’s what I get for being over zealous.

Sounds like blood under the bridge so just let it go already. Dr.S

My boyfriend got nailed for a second DUI while cheating on me

  • Permalink dui Well my bf got caught again and this time he was peeling away from this ho's place and ran a red light so got his 2nd DUI in a span of 5 months. The ho he was cheating with was one of my friends and now obviously things are too ratchet for words. She told me they had been having sex for almost a month while he was with me and not using any protection with either of us and she was taking it in the pooper also from what she said. Why are guys all scum bags? Can you tell me? I am not going to submit his picture because I still have feelings for him believe it or not. You are a chump. Dr.S ">Gallery

    My boyfriend got nailed for a second DUI while cheating on me

Well my bf got caught again and this time he was peeling away from this ho’s place and ran a red light so got his 2nd DUI in a span of 5 months. The ho he was cheating with was one of my friends and now obviously things are too ratchet for words. She told me they had been having sex for almost a month while he was with me and not using any protection with either of us and she was taking it in the pooper also from what she said. Why are guys all scum bags? Can you tell me? I am not going to submit his picture because I still have feelings for him believe it or not.

You are a chump. Dr.S

Can you still be a hot chick if you weigh 160 lbs?

  • Permalink fat I have a friend who claims she is a "hot chick." I told her that if you weigh 160 and are only 5'3" there is no way you can consider yourself one. Am I way off base or on point with this one? She's one of those chicks who thinks her stuff don't stink by the way. I am only friends with her so I can try to weasel myself into her circle and bang some of her friends. That's really the only reason. I weigh 170 so I really doubt it. Dr.S ">Gallery

    Can you still be a hot chick if you weigh 160 lbs?

I have a friend who claims she is a “hot chick.” I told her that if you weigh 160 and are only 5’3″ there is no way you can consider yourself one. Am I way off base or on point with this one? She’s one of those chicks who thinks her stuff don’t stink by the way. I am only friends with her so I can try to weasel myself into her circle and bang some of her friends. That’s really the only reason.

I weigh 170 so I really doubt it. Dr.S

I need to know if these cheeks are flawless asap

  • Permalink Screen-Shottttt-2014-11-18-at-3.28.50-PM Please tell me if these cheeks are flawless. I don't have time to wait so ASAP would be nice if you aren't too busy with other idiots writing you about their girlfriend's rotten ax wounds. Yes they are. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I need to know if these cheeks are flawless asap

Please tell me if these cheeks are flawless. I don’t have time to wait so ASAP would be nice if you aren’t too busy with other idiots writing you about their girlfriend’s rotten ax wounds.

Yes they are. Dr.S

Sniff tests save lives like you say

  • Permalink lick Dr.S you were right about sniff tests. I started doing them. If a chick has a nasty stinky clam canal there is no point in sticking it in there. You are basically asking for trouble. So the last 3 girls I met on Tinder I did a sniff test and it was kind of ratchet and I just got dressed and went on my way and then blocked them. Thank you for all you do. My pecker thanks you also. No problem. Dr.S">Gallery

    Sniff tests save lives like you say

Dr.S you were right about sniff tests. I started doing them. If a chick has a nasty stinky clam canal there is no point in sticking it in there. You are basically asking for trouble. So the last 3 girls I met on Tinder I did a sniff test and it was kind of ratchet and I just got dressed and went on my way and then blocked them. Thank you for all you do. My pecker thanks you also.

No problem. Dr.S

If my wife looked like this I would buy her a brand new BMW

  • Permalink hottie_n My wife and I get into arguments all the time like all marriages. We are both in our mid 30s now and I flat out came out and said if she could look like this I would definitely buy her the 2015 BMW that she keeps looking at online. The only thing is my wife looks no where near this and I'm sure you know once ladies have kids their stuff starts sagging and that's what I am coping with. No amount of work in the gym will get her looking like this little dime piece. Anyway that's my story and I'm sticking to it. The opened umbrella in the background throws a wrench into it all. Dr.S ">Gallery

    If my wife looked like this I would buy her a brand new BMW

My wife and I get into arguments all the time like all marriages. We are both in our mid 30s now and I flat out came out and said if she could look like this I would definitely buy her the 2015 BMW that she keeps looking at online. The only thing is my wife looks no where near this and I’m sure you know once ladies have kids their stuff starts sagging and that’s what I am coping with. No amount of work in the gym will get her looking like this little dime piece. Anyway that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

The opened umbrella in the background throws a wrench into it all. Dr.S