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She gave me a solid B.J. in exchange for my 80s glasses

  • Permalink glasses The best part of Halloween is that hot chicks will do pretty much anything to get what they want. I was at a party the other night and this smoke show was trying to get me to give her my 80s glasses. I was like no way you aren't getting them no matter how hot you are! She was dressed as a hot cat lady and had these amazing butt cheeks fyi. Anyways she grabs my crotch and takes me around the side the house and while this stupid dog was barking I was getting sucked off and she swallowed too which was awesome. She was like now can I have them? How could I say no?! I mean quid pro quo right Dr.S? You should have gone the distance to part with them. Dr.S">Gallery

    She gave me a solid B.J. in exchange for my 80s glasses

The best part of Halloween is that hot chicks will do pretty much anything to get what they want. I was at a party the other night and this smoke show was trying to get me to give her my 80s glasses. I was like no way you aren’t getting them no matter how hot you are! She was dressed as a hot cat lady and had these amazing butt cheeks fyi. Anyways she grabs my crotch and takes me around the side the house and while this stupid dog was barking I was getting sucked off and she swallowed too which was awesome. She was like now can I have them? How could I say no?! I mean quid pro quo right Dr.S?

You should have gone the distance to part with them. Dr.S

Despite its name it’s very delicious actually

  • Permalink gay Don't knock it to you try it. I bought it and was skeptical at first but probably one of the best tasting rums I've tasted Dr.S. When you think something might stink sometimes it's surprising when it doesn't. I don't drink rum but go ahead and plug it. Dr.S">Gallery

    Despite its name it’s very delicious actually

Don’t knock it to you try it. I bought it and was skeptical at first but probably one of the best tasting rums I’ve tasted Dr.S. When you think something might stink sometimes it’s surprising when it doesn’t.

I don’t drink rum but go ahead and plug it. Dr.S

If she says she’s currently single does that mean she’s a hooker?

  • Permalink currently single Dr.S what up from Southie. Just wondering if you see a chick with Instagram and her description reads "Currently Single" does that mean she is a hooker or not? My boy is in love with an Instagram model and I keep telling him it's just a hooker looker for business. What say you? Yes currently single just means pay for play. Dr.S">Gallery

    If she says she’s currently single does that mean she’s a hooker?

Dr.S what up from Southie. Just wondering if you see a chick with Instagram and her description reads “Currently Single” does that mean she is a hooker or not? My boy is in love with an Instagram model and I keep telling him it’s just a hooker looker for business. What say you?

Yes currently single just means pay for play. Dr.S

A sneaky black widow bit her squarely on the starfish

  • Permalink spider) I am sad to report that a sneaky black widow climbed into her butt cheeks while she was sleeping and bit her squarely on the starfish. All I heard was the scream then a soft fart (which was probably an allergic reaction) and saw the spider crawling on the rug when I turned on the light. I took a shoe from closet and slammed it on the spider and it won't be biting any more starfish in the future. That's all I have to report! Glad you were able to kill it before it continued on its path of destruction. Dr.S ">Gallery

    A sneaky black widow bit her squarely on the starfish

I am sad to report that a sneaky black widow climbed into her butt cheeks while she was sleeping and bit her squarely on the starfish. All I heard was the scream then a soft fart (which was probably an allergic reaction) and saw the spider crawling on the rug when I turned on the light. I took a shoe from closet and slammed it on the spider and it won’t be biting any more starfish in the future. That’s all I have to report!

Glad you were able to kill it before it continued on its path of destruction. Dr.S

Am I a loser for packing a lunch to bring to work?

  • Permalink lunch A few people at work are calling me a loser for packing a lunch and bringing it to the lunch room. This is my ham and cheese all prepared fyi. They are also calling me a cheap bastard because I don't go out and spend $12 on lunch like they do and bring it back. I'm just trying to save $ and I don't think that makes me a loser. Do you Dr.S? You have some serious mental issues. Dr.S">Gallery

    Am I a loser for packing a lunch to bring to work?

A few people at work are calling me a loser for packing a lunch and bringing it to the lunch room. This is my ham and cheese all prepared fyi. They are also calling me a cheap bastard because I don’t go out and spend $12 on lunch like they do and bring it back. I’m just trying to save $ and I don’t think that makes me a loser. Do you Dr.S?

You have some serious mental issues. Dr.S

I found this on my husband’s phone and it’s not me

  • Permalink XO I am devastated. My husband has been cheating on me with hookers and it's been going on for almost a year. I know I am stupid. All those late nights he said he was out with clients and doing reports was all B.S. All that time he was spending our kids college fund at hotels with hookers. I have already been in touch with an attorney and it's going to get messy real fast. I wish you the best of course. Dr.S">Gallery

    I found this on my husband’s phone and it’s not me

I am devastated. My husband has been cheating on me with hookers and it’s been going on for almost a year. I know I am stupid. All those late nights he said he was out with clients and doing reports was all B.S. All that time he was spending our kids college fund at hotels with hookers. I have already been in touch with an attorney and it’s going to get messy real fast.

I wish you the best of course. Dr.S

I would lick and stick any dime piece even if she had stage 9 Ebola

  • Permalink dimejpg I am here to confess my sinful ways Father Stinksah. I have no shame. Show me a dime piece with a tight ass and I'm DTF even if she had stage 9 Ebola. I don't really care and I'm serious. I would take my chances and even go in raw dog just for the experience. So what if she transferred the disease to me? I am 29 and we need to go anyway somehow. Right? If that's the way you want to go down I guess that's your choice. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I would lick and stick any dime piece even if she had stage 9 Ebola

I am here to confess my sinful ways Father Stinksah. I have no shame. Show me a dime piece with a tight ass and I’m DTF even if she had stage 9 Ebola. I don’t really care and I’m serious. I would take my chances and even go in raw dog just for the experience. So what if she transferred the disease to me? I am 29 and we need to go anyway somehow. Right?

If that’s the way you want to go down I guess that’s your choice. Dr.S

I really don’t know whose farts stink worse and it concerns me

  • Permalink stink Dr.S honestly I've been around some real fat people at work and just in the real world and when they fart it's disgusting. I'm talking about fat guys and girls. But the worst smelling fart I ever smelled was this hot chick who was rolling her ass off on Molly and at the end of the night she let out this nasty fart in my living room and I smelled it in the kitchen when I went to get a beer. So don't always judge a book by it's cover. Some hot chicks really know how to keep vile without much effort at all. Dr.S">Gallery

    I really don’t know whose farts stink worse and it concerns me

Dr.S honestly I’ve been around some real fat people at work and just in the real world and when they fart it’s disgusting. I’m talking about fat guys and girls. But the worst smelling fart I ever smelled was this hot chick who was rolling her ass off on Molly and at the end of the night she let out this nasty fart in my living room and I smelled it in the kitchen when I went to get a beer. So don’t always judge a book by it’s cover.

Some hot chicks really know how to keep vile without much effort at all. Dr.S

She refuses to diet but she has a trust fund

  • Permalink diet Her weight honestly goes up and down and she is not good at dieting. She tries it then quits it and goes back to eating like your average slam pig. This was her meal from a few nights ago and she wolfed it down real fast and said she could have another cheese steak but there was nothing left. She even wiped the crumbs away with her fingers and then sucked on them. My friends are telling me to stay with her because she has a trust fund to the tune of 900 K and I've seen the papers that prove it. Should weight matter at this point or should I just let it slide? 900 K is not chump change so you might as well stay for the long haul. Dr.S ">Gallery

    She refuses to diet but she has a trust fund

Her weight honestly goes up and down and she is not good at dieting. She tries it then quits it and goes back to eating like your average slam pig. This was her meal from a few nights ago and she wolfed it down real fast and said she could have another cheese steak but there was nothing left. She even wiped the crumbs away with her fingers and then sucked on them. My friends are telling me to stay with her because she has a trust fund to the tune of 900 K and I’ve seen the papers that prove it. Should weight matter at this point or should I just let it slide?

900 K is not chump change so you might as well stay for the long haul. Dr.S

My neighbor reported a noise complaint while she was losing her V card

  • Permalink squirt What up Dr.S from the desert. I banged a basic bitch over the weekend and she was also a squirter and a virgin. After we were done security at my complex was at my door and I had to explain to the officer on duty that nothing was wrong other than a chick was losing her V Card on my bed. He just shook his head and kind of smiled and made a note in his stupid log book and went down the stairs. What ever happened to privacy in this country? Why can't a guy just bang a basic bitch virgin and be left alone? What does the entire neighborhood need to know about it? SMH Neighborhood watches save lives I guess. Dr.S">Gallery

    My neighbor reported a noise complaint while she was losing her V card

What up Dr.S from the desert. I banged a basic bitch over the weekend and she was also a squirter and a virgin. After we were done security at my complex was at my door and I had to explain to the officer on duty that nothing was wrong other than a chick was losing her V Card on my bed. He just shook his head and kind of smiled and made a note in his stupid log book and went down the stairs. What ever happened to privacy in this country? Why can’t a guy just bang a basic bitch virgin and be left alone? What does the entire neighborhood need to know about it? SMH

Neighborhood watches save lives I guess. Dr.S

My girlfriend is a rich widow hunter

  • Permalink bentley) My girlfriend has a sugardaddy with a Bentley and all the stuff the rich have. He is 61 and she is 31. She recently started looking for rich widows who have wives that passed away so it's easy prey for her and she can be the rebound. She's been doing it for the last couple of years and has no job. Here in Arizona it's easy to find and she has no problems getting hit on my old crusty dudes all the time who try to act young here. I personally find it disgusting and she told me the stuff she has to do to keep them happy like licking crusty nut sacks just make me go ewwwwww. I guess it must be worth the meal tickets and shopping and trips so that's why she rolls with it. I guess 61 is not 81 so it must not stink that bad. Dr.S ">Gallery

    My girlfriend is a rich widow hunter

My girlfriend has a sugardaddy with a Bentley and all the stuff the rich have. He is 61 and she is 31. She recently started looking for rich widows who have wives that passed away so it’s easy prey for her and she can be the rebound. She’s been doing it for the last couple of years and has no job. Here in Arizona it’s easy to find and she has no problems getting hit on my old crusty dudes all the time who try to act young here. I personally find it disgusting and she told me the stuff she has to do to keep them happy like licking crusty nut sacks just make me go ewwwwww. I guess it must be worth the meal tickets and shopping and trips so that’s why she rolls with it.

I guess 61 is not 81 so it must not stink that bad. Dr.S

She’s a masshole and I can’t tame her tongue

  • Permalink mass My girlfriend has a nasty tongue and it's hard to tame. She's from Boston so that makes her a Masshole. 90% of the stuff that comes out of her mouth is hard for me to take and I'm wondering what to do because she wants to come my home for Thanksgiving but I'm afraid my parents will be disgusted by her. We are a good family from Wisconsin and having her around might really screw things up but they all know I have been seeing her here at college. The only reason I put up with her is that she has a banging body and really it's tight as hell so I have a good thing going on. Sounds like she's better off eating turkey alone with the lights off. Dr.S">Gallery

    She’s a masshole and I can’t tame her tongue

My girlfriend has a nasty tongue and it’s hard to tame. She’s from Boston so that makes her a Masshole. 90% of the stuff that comes out of her mouth is hard for me to take and I’m wondering what to do because she wants to come my home for Thanksgiving but I’m afraid my parents will be disgusted by her. We are a good family from Wisconsin and having her around might really screw things up but they all know I have been seeing her here at college. The only reason I put up with her is that she has a banging body and really it’s tight as hell so I have a good thing going on.

Sounds like she’s better off eating turkey alone with the lights off. Dr.S

Should I let my sugardaddy buy me a condo on the strip?

  • Permalink condojpg It's my birthday in a few weeks and my sugardaddy said he would buy me a condo on the strip! Just wondering if you thought it would be a good idea. We are looking at the Veer Towers or Vdara and also Mandarin Oriental. Money is no object and basically I can pick whatever I want but he says probably to go with a 2 bedroom or 3. Do you think I should live on the strip or get a house off the strip? I am just trying to think long term in case something happens down the road ya know. I am 26 and he is 53 so it's not like he is going to drop dead anytime soon. So condo or house in your opinion? xo I really always loved the sleekness of the Vdara but that's just my 3 cents. Dr.S">Gallery

    Should I let my sugardaddy buy me a condo on the strip?

It’s my birthday in a few weeks and my sugardaddy said he would buy me a condo on the strip! Just wondering if you thought it would be a good idea. We are looking at the Veer Towers or Vdara and also Mandarin Oriental. Money is no object and basically I can pick whatever I want but he says probably to go with a 2 bedroom or 3. Do you think I should live on the strip or get a house off the strip? I am just trying to think long term in case something happens down the road ya know. I am 26 and he is 53 so it’s not like he is going to drop dead anytime soon. So condo or house in your opinion? xo

I really always loved the sleekness of the Vdara but that’s just my 3 cents. Dr.S

I decided to spend my weekend inside reading books again

  • Permalink oldtown Love Love Love the stinky. So many times it's right on point Dr.S and take a bow would ya for showing me the light! I stopped chasing hot chicks this past summer when I realized that there's no point to it. If you see a hot chick at the bar the best thing to do is not to talk to her and see if she makes eye contact. Anytime they do usually that means you can approach them and probably bang the crap out of them. If there's no eye contact you are basically dead to a hot chick. They would let you bleed out if you got stabbed in front of them and would be too lazy to call 911. I hit up tinder at 1 am and pulled a hottie from Scottsdale off of it. Railed her and sent her home in a cab so I could go back to reading my book. Don't want her sleeping over and getting that nasty morning breath if you catch my drift. Don't need that kind of page turner! I love compliments like everyone else except hot chicks. Dr.S">Gallery

    I decided to spend my weekend inside reading books again

Love Love Love the stinky. So many times it’s right on point Dr.S and take a bow would ya for showing me the light! I stopped chasing hot chicks this past summer when I realized that there’s no point to it. If you see a hot chick at the bar the best thing to do is not to talk to her and see if she makes eye contact. Anytime they do usually that means you can approach them and probably bang the crap out of them. If there’s no eye contact you are basically dead to a hot chick. They would let you bleed out if you got stabbed in front of them and would be too lazy to call 911. I hit up tinder at 1 am and pulled a hottie from Scottsdale off of it. Railed her and sent her home in a cab so I could go back to reading my book. Don’t want her sleeping over and getting that nasty morning breath if you catch my drift. Don’t need that kind of page turner!

I love compliments like everyone else except hot chicks. Dr.S

I’m having twins now and he is nowhere to be found

  • Permalink photo This was where it happened Dr.S on this stretch of beach a few months ago in North Carolina. We were drinking heavily and we had always used protection the past but that night was different and I let him go inside me without a condom. When I realized I was pregnant with twins he basically disappeared off the face of the earth. No one knows where he is not even his own mother. Well I'm keeping the babies and I hope he is reading the stinky and comes to his senses. I know it's a long shot but I wanted to try anyways. He is 25 years old and has blonde hair and blue eyes by the way so it's not like a banged the crap out of some slob. Well I'm sure he is holed up in some hotel reading this post so don't lose hope. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I’m having twins now and he is nowhere to be found

This was where it happened Dr.S on this stretch of beach a few months ago in North Carolina. We were drinking heavily and we had always used protection the past but that night was different and I let him go inside me without a condom. When I realized I was pregnant with twins he basically disappeared off the face of the earth. No one knows where he is not even his own mother. Well I’m keeping the babies and I hope he is reading the stinky and comes to his senses. I know it’s a long shot but I wanted to try anyways. He is 25 years old and has blonde hair and blue eyes by the way so it’s not like a banged the crap out of some slob.

Well I’m sure he is holed up in some hotel reading this post so don’t lose hope. Dr.S

I had to tase her to loosen a stubborn dingle berry

  • Permalink yoloao= She actually wanted me to tase her so I at first I was like are you sure? But then she was like yeah I can handle it. This whole thing started because I was about to mount her from behind and I noticed this dingle berry like half the size of a toothpick and I started yelling then laughing and my taser was just sitting there on the dresser. So I told her to stand up and spread her crappy cheeks and she screamed YOLO then I zapped her and the dingle berry just fell out like a coin falling out of a coke machine or some shit. I made her wipe with a baby wipe and finished the job. That's all I got today Stinkstah. Hope you enjoyed the story. God bless. Life is always about innovation so congrats. Dr.S">Gallery

    I had to tase her to loosen a stubborn dingle berry

She actually wanted me to tase her so I at first I was like are you sure? But then she was like yeah I can handle it. This whole thing started because I was about to mount her from behind and I noticed this dingle berry like half the size of a toothpick and I started yelling then laughing and my taser was just sitting there on the dresser. So I told her to stand up and spread her crappy cheeks and she screamed YOLO then I zapped her and the dingle berry just fell out like a coin falling out of a coke machine or some shit. I made her wipe with a baby wipe and finished the job. That’s all I got today Stinkstah. Hope you enjoyed the story. God bless.

Life is always about innovation so congrats. Dr.S

I found my friend’s hot Halloween date menstruating in a shopping cart

  • Permalink shoppingcart There was a huge bash the other night at my buddy's house. One of my friends had a hot date and I would say she was at least a 9. Anyway around 3 in the morning I went outside around the block to blaze and I saw my buddy's date just sitting inside a shopping cart on the grass and when I looked down there was blood all over her crotch and it wasn't fake blood. As soon as I tried to take a pic she jumped up like a monkey and was like "shit I got my period". It scared the living crap out of me to say the least and my friend had to help her change so she didn't get her period juice all over the house. I guess she was rolling on Molly and pulls the trigger to throw up all the time to lose weight so her periods come on whenever. So nastyyyyyyyy When you mix Molly with other extracurricular activities it will stink. Dr.S">Gallery

    I found my friend’s hot Halloween date menstruating in a shopping cart

There was a huge bash the other night at my buddy’s house. One of my friends had a hot date and I would say she was at least a 9. Anyway around 3 in the morning I went outside around the block to blaze and I saw my buddy’s date just sitting inside a shopping cart on the grass and when I looked down there was blood all over her crotch and it wasn’t fake blood. As soon as I tried to take a pic she jumped up like a monkey and was like “shit I got my period”. It scared the living crap out of me to say the least and my friend had to help her change so she didn’t get her period juice all over the house. I guess she was rolling on Molly and pulls the trigger to throw up all the time to lose weight so her periods come on whenever. So nastyyyyyyyy

When you mix Molly with other extracurricular activities it will stink. Dr.S

This is why I will never step foot in Ohio

  • Permalink Screen-Shotttt-2014-09-30-at-10.03.23-PM-480x273 Never understand why anyone would live in Ohio in the first place. Seems like a miserable place to be and this only confirms my suspicion was true. Dr.S please share this with anyone thinking about visiting there. I had planned my honeymoon there some day but that's now off my short list. Dr.S">Gallery

    This is why I will never step foot in Ohio

Never understand why anyone would live in Ohio in the first place. Seems like a miserable place to be and this only confirms my suspicion was true. Dr.S please share this with anyone thinking about visiting there.

I had planned my honeymoon there some day but that’s now off my short list. Dr.S

Why are teenagers opening fire in their own schools all the friggin time?

  • Permalink teens Any thoughts why kids are going off the rails and killing each other all the time? YEAH IT STINKS BY THE WAY. It happened again the other day near Seattle and it appears that the dude was upset a girl rejected him so he went nuts and starting shooting students in the cafeteria and killed someone before he took his own life. I just don't get it. When American teens don't get their way it's usually the apocalypse. Dr.S ">Gallery

    Why are teenagers opening fire in their own schools all the friggin time?

Any thoughts why kids are going off the rails and killing each other all the time? YEAH IT STINKS BY THE WAY. It happened again the other day near Seattle and it appears that the dude was upset a girl rejected him so he went nuts and starting shooting students in the cafeteria and killed someone before he took his own life. I just don’t get it.

When American teens don’t get their way it’s usually the apocalypse. Dr.S

She was well over 40 and it did stink like a tacky ashtray

  • Permalink ashtray5 Yo what up Doctor?!! Hey I slammed a MILF last weekend here in Iowa and I am only 24. We hooked up at the bar and I brought her back to my pad and hit it on the couch actually. Anyways if you looked at her she could probably pass for 29 just so you know but she's really 44. Anyway I was disappointed because when I went down there to let my tongue do the wagging there was an odor like a tacky ashtray or something. I still can't get the smell out of my nose when the wind blows a certain way. That's all I got. Peace!! Sounds like the wicked ways of a crypt keeper nabbed ya. Dr.S ">Gallery

    She was well over 40 and it did stink like a tacky ashtray

Yo what up Doctor?!! Hey I slammed a MILF last weekend here in Iowa and I am only 24. We hooked up at the bar and I brought her back to my pad and hit it on the couch actually. Anyways if you looked at her she could probably pass for 29 just so you know but she’s really 44. Anyway I was disappointed because when I went down there to let my tongue do the wagging there was an odor like a tacky ashtray or something. I still can’t get the smell out of my nose when the wind blows a certain way. That’s all I got. Peace!!

Sounds like the wicked ways of a crypt keeper nabbed ya. Dr.S

I really don’t care that she has a mole on her fun bag

  • Permalink xoxo-2014-10-14-22-21-08-480x477 I'm so sick of dudes making fun of girls cause of a flaw. Who cares she has a mole? Really? Does that matter? As if a girl like this would give a guy who says stupid crap about them a chance in real life and that includes you Dr.S. Who the F do you think you are? You probably make minimum wage at a car wash somewhere! You sound too aggressive and ready for mole rehab. Dr.S">Gallery

    I really don’t care that she has a mole on her fun bag

I’m so sick of dudes making fun of girls cause of a flaw. Who cares she has a mole? Really? Does that matter? As if a girl like this would give a guy who says stupid crap about them a chance in real life and that includes you Dr.S. Who the F do you think you are? You probably make minimum wage at a car wash somewhere!

You sound too aggressive and ready for mole rehab. Dr.S