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My wife’s weight fluctuates too much and it stinks

  • Permalink IMAG1590 Dr.S I have been married for almost 8 years now and we live in Arizona. My wife has had weight issues the entire time we've been together. She has recently gained back the 50 pounds she had lost over the last few years. When we are out at the pool I can tell guys are staring at her ass and thunder thighs when she gets out of the pool. I don't know what to do because and she tells me she is sick of fighting an uphill battle with weight. Should we move to a colder climate where weight is embraced and not noticed as much? Just stay put and keep fighting the blubber. Dr.S ">Gallery

    My wife’s weight fluctuates too much and it stinks

Dr.S I have been married for almost 8 years now and we live in Arizona. My wife has had weight issues the entire time we’ve been together. She has recently gained back the 50 pounds she had lost over the last few years. When we are out at the pool I can tell guys are staring at her ass and thunder thighs when she gets out of the pool. I don’t know what to do because and she tells me she is sick of fighting an uphill battle with weight. Should we move to a colder climate where weight is embraced and not noticed as much?

Just stay put and keep fighting the blubber. Dr.S

It’s been 10 years since she was struck by lightening

  • Permalink storm Dr.S 10 years ago my fiance was struck by lightening and killed. You would think the chance of lightening killing you is one in a billion but in my case I lost my fiance. We were both out on the golf course and didn't heed the warning and continued playing. I watched her die in front of me holding a 9 iron and I have been to countless therapists to help me. I want to say that the stinky helps me in some way. It brings a strange humor that nourishes my spirit and makes me whole again. God bless you. We all need to laugh so thank you. Dr.S ">Gallery

    It’s been 10 years since she was struck by lightening

Dr.S 10 years ago my fiance was struck by lightening and killed. You would think the chance of lightening killing you is one in a billion but in my case I lost my fiance. We were both out on the golf course and didn’t heed the warning and continued playing. I watched her die in front of me holding a 9 iron and I have been to countless therapists to help me. I want to say that the stinky helps me in some way. It brings a strange humor that nourishes my spirit and makes me whole again. God bless you.

We all need to laugh so thank you. Dr.S

My wife crapped the bed while giving birth to my son

  • Permalink IMG_20150305_074157_252 I am the proud father of a baby boy named Michael who is 6 weeks old. I just would like to say that my wife crapped the bed so hard while giving birth I had to leave the room because of the stench and missed a bit of my son's birth. Let that be a lesson to all men out there that your woman may crap herself while pushing out your kid from her ax wound. I know I am not the only victim. Sounds horrendous but congrats I guess. Dr.S">Gallery

    My wife crapped the bed while giving birth to my son

I am the proud father of a baby boy named Michael who is 6 weeks old. I just would like to say that my wife crapped the bed so hard while giving birth I had to leave the room because of the stench and missed a bit of my son’s birth. Let that be a lesson to all men out there that your woman may crap herself while pushing out your kid from her ax wound. I know I am not the only victim.

Sounds horrendous but congrats I guess. Dr.S

Why do hot girls make two pictures of themselves all the time?

  • Permalink 10952709_645323525613039_1745291515_n-480x480 Ladies we really only need one picture of you no matter how hot you are. We can see everything we need to see in one picture so doing two just defeats the purpose and doesn't make you any hotter. Just saying and thx for reading. Agreed. Dr.S">Gallery

    Why do hot girls make two pictures of themselves all the time?

Ladies we really only need one picture of you no matter how hot you are. We can see everything we need to see in one picture so doing two just defeats the purpose and doesn’t make you any hotter. Just saying and thx for reading.

Agreed. Dr.S

This is my souvenir from my one night stand with a slam pig

  • Permalink reeses I am ashamed of it now but I met a slam pig over the weekend at a bar and ended up at her place here in Houston because we were both wasted. When I left in the morning I saw this King Reese's sitting on the kitchen table and just felt the need to swipe it so I did when she was brushing her teeth. I mean she really didn't need it anyway seeing as though her butt cheeks were gigantic anyway. There was no odor by the way. I thought it would stink but it didn't. Reese's are my favorite no matter what the size actually. Dr.S">Gallery

    This is my souvenir from my one night stand with a slam pig

I am ashamed of it now but I met a slam pig over the weekend at a bar and ended up at her place here in Houston because we were both wasted. When I left in the morning I saw this King Reese’s sitting on the kitchen table and just felt the need to swipe it so I did when she was brushing her teeth. I mean she really didn’t need it anyway seeing as though her butt cheeks were gigantic anyway. There was no odor by the way. I thought it would stink but it didn’t.

Reese’s are my favorite no matter what the size actually. Dr.S

Which one would you take to Applebee’s for chicken fingers?

  • Permalink butts Dr.S just curious who you would take to Applebee's for the chicken fingers? Me personally I feel like the one on the right has more star power. What do you think and am I right on this one? Forever yours. I am a lesbian by the way. xo The right one would be the obvious choice according to our poll here. Dr.S ">Gallery

    Which one would you take to Applebee’s for chicken fingers?

Dr.S just curious who you would take to Applebee’s for the chicken fingers? Me personally I feel like the one on the right has more star power. What do you think and am I right on this one? Forever yours. I am a lesbian by the way. xo

The right one would be the obvious choice according to our poll here. Dr.S

I approached a hottie at the gym and it backfired

  • Permalink gym There is a hottie I see at the gym every day at 5:30 pm after I get off from work. She has long blonde hair and a real tight ass and small perky tits which I would love to see. Anyways I went up to her last week and was like "hey I see you here every day around the same time. Do you work in the area?" She kind of ignored my question then said she doesn't work at all and lives with a sugar daddy who pays her bills. I didn't have a response for her and just kind of nodded my head and let the hot ass do her thing. Don't hot chicks have any dreams any more? One fourth of the hot chick population may have a dream or two. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I approached a hottie at the gym and it backfired

There is a hottie I see at the gym every day at 5:30 pm after I get off from work. She has long blonde hair and a real tight ass and small perky tits which I would love to see. Anyways I went up to her last week and was like “hey I see you here every day around the same time. Do you work in the area?” She kind of ignored my question then said she doesn’t work at all and lives with a sugar daddy who pays her bills. I didn’t have a response for her and just kind of nodded my head and let the hot ass do her thing. Don’t hot chicks have any dreams any more?

One fourth of the hot chick population may have a dream or two. Dr.S

She eats fattening foods so she has massive thunder thighs

  • Permalink cottage cheese We both live in Wisconsin. I know midwestern girls have extra meat on them because it's cold here so they need it to keep warm. This girl I have been porking for a few months has these massive thunder thighs but the rest of her body is really not big. It's weird and I don't want her posted on the stinky because she probably ball her eyes out if she knew it. But she loves to eat fattening foods which I tell her go straight to her thighs like these cheesy potatoes she had last weekend to celebrate her birthday-the big 28. I mean they are super big and all but I don't mind until one guy at work told me he would never date girl with thunders. Am I missing something? Embrace her thunder thighs and don't listen to anyone else. Dr.S ">Gallery

    She eats fattening foods so she has massive thunder thighs

We both live in Wisconsin. I know midwestern girls have extra meat on them because it’s cold here so they need it to keep warm. This girl I have been porking for a few months has these massive thunder thighs but the rest of her body is really not big. It’s weird and I don’t want her posted on the stinky because she probably ball her eyes out if she knew it. But she loves to eat fattening foods which I tell her go straight to her thighs like these cheesy potatoes she had last weekend to celebrate her birthday-the big 28. I mean they are super big and all but I don’t mind until one guy at work told me he would never date girl with thunders. Am I missing something?

Embrace her thunder thighs and don’t listen to anyone else. Dr.S

I regret to inform you I whack it silly to the girls featured on the stinky

  • Permalink meat I am a serial whacker and here to confess that I rub it raw sometimes. Recently stopped with pornhub and youporn and now strictly use beeg.com or the stinky for whack material. I am 25 years old and live in North Carolina and that's all you need to know. I have not had sex in over a year and the last girl I rammed was a complete slam pig who had a clam canal that stunk like my dirty socks mixed with skunk farts. That is my life story. I always wondered if skunk farts were silent. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I regret to inform you I whack it silly to the girls featured on the stinky

I am a serial whacker and here to confess that I rub it raw sometimes. Recently stopped with pornhub and youporn and now strictly use beeg.com or the stinky for whack material. I am 25 years old and live in North Carolina and that’s all you need to know. I have not had sex in over a year and the last girl I rammed was a complete slam pig who had a clam canal that stunk like my dirty socks mixed with skunk farts. That is my life story.

I always wondered if skunk farts were silent. Dr.S

These appear to be flawless ones for sure

  • Permalink flawless0x480 Dr.S found you some flawless ones. Love the site by the way and so do all my friends here in LA. Keep up the solid work. I see you going places son. Thanks for spreading the word. Dr.S ">Gallery

    These appear to be flawless ones for sure

Dr.S found you some flawless ones. Love the site by the way and so do all my friends here in LA. Keep up the solid work. I see you going places son.

Thanks for spreading the word. Dr.S

My girlfriend likes to nerd out a lot in the woods and hates clubs

  • Permalink woods Dr.S my girlfriend likes to go into the woods a lot to nerd out. Most times she just goes out there to read or maybe write in her journal and yeah she blazes alone a lot. Now she's pretty damn hot with the tightest ass you have ever seen this north in Wisconsin. That's the only reason I put up with it because she's a hot hippie chick. Now in another month it will be getting a little bit warmer so I'm sure that's what she will be doing again because she does it every spring and will stay out in the woods for hours. I just wanted to say there are girls out there who don't pop Molly all night long and get wasted at clubs and you just have to find them! Let's see her ass then so the world can be envious. Dr.S">Gallery

    My girlfriend likes to nerd out a lot in the woods and hates clubs

Dr.S my girlfriend likes to go into the woods a lot to nerd out. Most times she just goes out there to read or maybe write in her journal and yeah she blazes alone a lot. Now she’s pretty damn hot with the tightest ass you have ever seen this north in Wisconsin. That’s the only reason I put up with it because she’s a hot hippie chick. Now in another month it will be getting a little bit warmer so I’m sure that’s what she will be doing again because she does it every spring and will stay out in the woods for hours. I just wanted to say there are girls out there who don’t pop Molly all night long and get wasted at clubs and you just have to find them!

Let’s see her ass then so the world can be envious. Dr.S

I would only want to be embraced if she was actually hot

  • Permalink hugs Dr.S would you enter here? Me personally I would walk inside only if she was hot but otherwise I probably would stay far away. Looks like there could a midget molester hiding inside. Obviously anything free is never worth it. Dr.S">Gallery

    I would only want to be embraced if she was actually hot

Dr.S would you enter here? Me personally I would walk inside only if she was hot but otherwise I probably would stay far away. Looks like there could a midget molester hiding inside.

Obviously anything free is never worth it. Dr.S

I use my pug Mr. Tickles to get me laid

  • Permalink pug Meet Mr. Tickles. He's almost 3 and girls love him to death. In the past 3 years he has probably helped me hook up with chicks at least 20 times. When a pretty chick starts to pet him it's an easy ice breaker and then Mr. Tickles lets on his charm and that's when I come in and get a number. Usually after one or 2 dates I am golden and can bang the living crap out of the girl. Honestly if it weren't for Mr. Tickles I would hardly ever get laid. Any guy out there who whacks it daily should try getting a pug or any dog really because chicks love cute dogs and usually will lie on their backs eventually if you play your cards right and are not a creep. Mr. Tickles your 15 minutes of fame deserves 20. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I use my pug Mr. Tickles to get me laid

Meet Mr. Tickles. He’s almost 3 and girls love him to death. In the past 3 years he has probably helped me hook up with chicks at least 20 times. When a pretty chick starts to pet him it’s an easy ice breaker and then Mr. Tickles lets on his charm and that’s when I come in and get a number. Usually after one or 2 dates I am golden and can bang the living crap out of the girl. Honestly if it weren’t for Mr. Tickles I would hardly ever get laid. Any guy out there who whacks it daily should try getting a pug or any dog really because chicks love cute dogs and usually will lie on their backs eventually if you play your cards right and are not a creep.

Mr. Tickles your 15 minutes of fame deserves 20. Dr.S

Are hot chicks who do online dating complete losers?

  • Permalink loser Dr.S I am confused as hell. Just started doing online dating and would consider myself a real loser for doing it but a buddy convinced me to set up a profile so after some rum and cokes I did. What concerns me is that there are some hot chicks on there also. Are they complete losers? I mean shouldn't a hot chick be able to score a man in real life and not on the internet? Am I overreacting? Please set me straight here before I try to lick their butt holes. Yes your wisdom is certainly spot on. Dr.S ">Gallery

    Are hot chicks who do online dating complete losers?

Dr.S I am confused as hell. Just started doing online dating and would consider myself a real loser for doing it but a buddy convinced me to set up a profile so after some rum and cokes I did. What concerns me is that there are some hot chicks on there also. Are they complete losers? I mean shouldn’t a hot chick be able to score a man in real life and not on the internet? Am I overreacting? Please set me straight here before I try to lick their butt holes.

Yes your wisdom is certainly spot on. Dr.S

I go to community college but scored a Harvard chick

  • Permalink harvard Never thought it could it happen but it did. I go to community college here in Mass and was out last weekend and met a chick from Harvard at a bar in Harvard square who is from LA. She was gorgeous and obviously smart and I can't believe I was able to get her naked but I did the same night. Just goes to show that it doesn't matter where you study or what you do. I am a good looking dude so yeah it helps and yeah the best part about it was that her clam canal had no odor at all and did not stink to high heaven and she is going to help with this accounting class I take. Should I marry her? I mean we will have smart babies probably. Give it a few months then propose. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I go to community college but scored a Harvard chick

Never thought it could it happen but it did. I go to community college here in Mass and was out last weekend and met a chick from Harvard at a bar in Harvard square who is from LA. She was gorgeous and obviously smart and I can’t believe I was able to get her naked but I did the same night. Just goes to show that it doesn’t matter where you study or what you do. I am a good looking dude so yeah it helps and yeah the best part about it was that her clam canal had no odor at all and did not stink to high heaven and she is going to help with this accounting class I take. Should I marry her? I mean we will have smart babies probably.

Give it a few months then propose. Dr.S

I’m depressed because my girlfriend’s body is the opposite of this

  • Permalink hottie Dr.S I went into a deep depression a few days ago. Saw this pic online and then became depressed immediately. My girlfriend of 9 months looks nothing like this and never will. In fact she is quite the opposite with a huge ass and kind of droopy boobs that were never perky at all or at least I don't think they were. I know some dude out there is getting this and it's not me and now when I look at my current girlfriend I feel nothing at all. Please help me find my soul again and lift my spirits. Stop comparing yourself with others who have more going for them. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I’m depressed because my girlfriend’s body is the opposite of this

Dr.S I went into a deep depression a few days ago. Saw this pic online and then became depressed immediately. My girlfriend of 9 months looks nothing like this and never will. In fact she is quite the opposite with a huge ass and kind of droopy boobs that were never perky at all or at least I don’t think they were. I know some dude out there is getting this and it’s not me and now when I look at my current girlfriend I feel nothing at all. Please help me find my soul again and lift my spirits.

Stop comparing yourself with others who have more going for them. Dr.S

Even when she gargles it still stinks

  • Permalink mouthwash7 Dr.S I am smashing a girl with real nasty breath. Kind of a mixture of dog poo and cheese left out in death valley in cali if you want to know. Even when she gargles in the morning somewhere along the day it starts to stink and I think she has halitosis so I try not to kiss her that much. Her clam canal oddly enough has no odor whatsoever so I am really confused about this. And yeah she is a solid 8 in case you were wondering so that's why I put up with it. Any ideas on what I should do? I am not a real doctor so dial 911 I guess. Dr.S ">Gallery

    Even when she gargles it still stinks

Dr.S I am smashing a girl with real nasty breath. Kind of a mixture of dog poo and cheese left out in death valley in cali if you want to know. Even when she gargles in the morning somewhere along the day it starts to stink and I think she has halitosis so I try not to kiss her that much. Her clam canal oddly enough has no odor whatsoever so I am really confused about this. And yeah she is a solid 8 in case you were wondering so that’s why I put up with it. Any ideas on what I should do?

I am not a real doctor so dial 911 I guess. Dr.S

How do I know if she is ready to be porked?

  • Permalink question0 Hello Dr.S. I am junior in college here in Atlanta. I am getting signals from a girl I am seeing but not sure if I can seal the deal. WE have made out and messed around but I can't tell if she is ready to let me go all the way and by that I mean pound the living crap out of her. Every time I try to say we should go all the way she keeps saying not yet and it's just too soon. Is there a time when it will be right for her or should I drop it? I mean she's cute and all but I don't want to keep spinning my wheels with this girl. She has some plumpness which I actually really enjoy also but we've been seeing each other almost 2 months now. She will let you know when she's ready and it will be worth it. Dr.S ">Gallery

    How do I know if she is ready to be porked?

Hello Dr.S. I am junior in college here in Atlanta. I am getting signals from a girl I am seeing but not sure if I can seal the deal. WE have made out and messed around but I can’t tell if she is ready to let me go all the way and by that I mean pound the living crap out of her. Every time I try to say we should go all the way she keeps saying not yet and it’s just too soon. Is there a time when it will be right for her or should I drop it? I mean she’s cute and all but I don’t want to keep spinning my wheels with this girl. She has some plumpness which I actually really enjoy also but we’ve been seeing each other almost 2 months now.

She will let you know when she’s ready and it will be worth it. Dr.S

Would you give any of these a cheeks a real chance?

  • Permalink cheeks Just wondering who would have a chance here with you because I all I see is a few extra miles needed on the elliptical to bring them up to speed. Which one would you take to Applebee's by the way? Far right is the only logical choice. Dr.S">Gallery

    Would you give any of these a cheeks a real chance?

Just wondering who would have a chance here with you because I all I see is a few extra miles needed on the elliptical to bring them up to speed. Which one would you take to Applebee’s by the way?

Far right is the only logical choice. Dr.S

My divorce is final so now I am on 4 dating sites and Tinder

  • Permalink divorce Dr.S I just got divorced and am cleaning up the pieces. She took me for almost everything. I will be 43 in a few months. It lasted 10 years but things went sideways and let's just say I'm glad it's over. I have to come clean. I cheated on her so that started it. Well now I am a single again in a studio apartment here in Chicago and joined 4 top dating sites. I just want to bang hot young girls until my balls fall off. They don't have to know about it--do they? I also am on Tinder and had some luck so far sticking it in a slam pig. I guess I will take what I can get then upgrade slowly. Dr.S please do me a favor. Don't ever get married. Women will ruin your life. Thank you for sharing your wisdom. Dr.S ">Gallery

    My divorce is final so now I am on 4 dating sites and Tinder

Dr.S I just got divorced and am cleaning up the pieces. She took me for almost everything. I will be 43 in a few months. It lasted 10 years but things went sideways and let’s just say I’m glad it’s over. I have to come clean. I cheated on her so that started it. Well now I am a single again in a studio apartment here in Chicago and joined 4 top dating sites. I just want to bang hot young girls until my balls fall off. They don’t have to know about it–do they? I also am on Tinder and had some luck so far sticking it in a slam pig. I guess I will take what I can get then upgrade slowly. Dr.S please do me a favor. Don’t ever get married. Women will ruin your life.

Thank you for sharing your wisdom. Dr.S

My boyfriend says only losers go to the movies

  • Permalink netflix My boyfriend just likes to stay home and drink and watch netflix and have wild sex with me which is fine because it's good. When I said we should go out to a movie and dinner he said only losers go to the movies. Is this true Dr.S? Are people who go to the movies to watch it on the big screen losers in 2015? I still love going to the movies by the way. Yes he's right. Dr.S">Gallery

    My boyfriend says only losers go to the movies

My boyfriend just likes to stay home and drink and watch netflix and have wild sex with me which is fine because it’s good. When I said we should go out to a movie and dinner he said only losers go to the movies. Is this true Dr.S? Are people who go to the movies to watch it on the big screen losers in 2015? I still love going to the movies by the way.

Yes he’s right. Dr.S