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I’m an ugly broke dude who wants to move to a hotter climate

  • Permalink Screen-Shotttt-2015-04-08-at-2.18.39-PM I live in Ohio and am almost 27. I am an ugly dude and pretty much broke. Have bounced around from crappy job to crappy job for the about the last 2 years. I know there are hotter girls out west like in Arizona and California and was thinking about making the move. I know I really can't change my looks and would never go under the knife to make myself a dude that girls chase after or pull a Bruce Jenner and become a woman. I am not a fat slob at all just not attractive or what some chicks have told me that I am not easy on the eyes. Now being that I am ugly and don't have much money I know that I probably won't be able to score anything just like in Ohio where I usually end up with fat chicks who give me attention I really don't want and also sometimes they don't pass the sniff test but I still put up with it. Should I stay put or plan my escape? Make your move and stay hopeful that a superficial chick will look you in the eyes. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I’m an ugly broke dude who wants to move to a hotter climate

I live in Ohio and am almost 27. I am an ugly dude and pretty much broke. Have bounced around from crappy job to crappy job for the about the last 2 years. I know there are hotter girls out west like in Arizona and California and was thinking about making the move. I know I really can’t change my looks and would never go under the knife to make myself a dude that girls chase after or pull a Bruce Jenner and become a woman. I am not a fat slob at all just not attractive or what some chicks have told me that I am not easy on the eyes. Now being that I am ugly and don’t have much money I know that I probably won’t be able to score anything just like in Ohio where I usually end up with fat chicks who give me attention I really don’t want and also sometimes they don’t pass the sniff test but I still put up with it. Should I stay put or plan my escape?

Make your move and stay hopeful that a superficial chick will look you in the eyes. Dr.S

My boyfriend is 32 years old and still having wet dreams

  • Permalink IMG_20150425_222420_745 Dr.S I need your help and pray for him every night because I do love him. We have a good sex life and have been together for almost 2 years. I am 29 and he is 32. Well every few weeks I watch my boyfriend moan in his sleep and twitch and in the morning he confesses to me that he has been having wet dreams about some girls he sees at work. Now as far as I know he is faithful to me and I take his word. Do you think I should get him checked out for real? I have never heard of a grown ass man having wet dreams. Isn't this what happens to teenagers? Confused in Missouri. :( I am not a real medical doctor but you should cut ties asap. Dr.S ">Gallery

    My boyfriend is 32 years old and still having wet dreams

Dr.S I need your help and pray for him every night because I do love him. We have a good sex life and have been together for almost 2 years. I am 29 and he is 32. Well every few weeks I watch my boyfriend moan in his sleep and twitch and in the morning he confesses to me that he has been having wet dreams about some girls he sees at work. Now as far as I know he is faithful to me and I take his word. Do you think I should get him checked out for real? I have never heard of a grown ass man having wet dreams. Isn’t this what happens to teenagers? Confused in Missouri. :(

I am not a real medical doctor but you should cut ties asap. Dr.S

I applied in the trailer and am praying for the best

  • Permalink trailer25_182856_935 The economy is still bad here Dr.S. I recently swallowed my pride and applied in the trailer to work at Krystal. I will do anything at this point. I have been out of work for more than 8 months and it's been rough on me and my wife who is expecting in 6 months. If you know anyone also who is hiring please let me know. I have sales and marketing experience and have a college degree also. I need full time. I am looking for marketing people at the stinky to spread the stench. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I applied in the trailer and am praying for the best

The economy is still bad here Dr.S. I recently swallowed my pride and applied in the trailer to work at Krystal. I will do anything at this point. I have been out of work for more than 8 months and it’s been rough on me and my wife who is expecting in 6 months. If you know anyone also who is hiring please let me know. I have sales and marketing experience and have a college degree also. I need full time.

I am looking for marketing people at the stinky to spread the stench. Dr.S

We both turned off our stupid smart phones and stopped using Molly

  • Permalink 1980s Big fan of the stinky. We both live not far from Chicago about 20 miles outside the city limits. About a month ago me and my girl friend who is a dope chick decided to stop using our cell phones by stopping our contract and only can be contacted by a land line or email. I am here to tell you Dr.S it has made our relationship stronger so we aren't constantly texting and using Instagram and Facebook and all that BS that has depressed us and took us farther apart. We also stopped using Molly every weekend like we had been doing for almost a year because we were huge into the EDM scene but not anymore and we hardly even drink also. We have made the change to go back in time to when things seemed simple even tho we both weren't around for the 1980s. WE are happy being old souls now and wanted to spread our story on the site. I hope you will publish it. Heartwarming all around and congrats on saving your souls. Dr.S ">Gallery

    We both turned off our stupid smart phones and stopped using Molly

Big fan of the stinky. We both live not far from Chicago about 20 miles outside the city limits. About a month ago me and my girl friend who is a dope chick decided to stop using our cell phones by stopping our contract and only can be contacted by a land line or email. I am here to tell you Dr.S it has made our relationship stronger so we aren’t constantly texting and using Instagram and Facebook and all that BS that has depressed us and took us farther apart. We also stopped using Molly every weekend like we had been doing for almost a year because we were huge into the EDM scene but not anymore and we hardly even drink also. We have made the change to go back in time to when things seemed simple even tho we both weren’t around for the 1980s. WE are happy being old souls now and wanted to spread our story on the site. I hope you will publish it.

Heartwarming all around and congrats on saving your souls. Dr.S

She told me her only talent is being hot and that is sufficient

  • Permalink IMG958618_2-1 I got into a huge fight the other night with this girl I have been seeing and you can see she has a real tight ass so that's why I put up with it. I am not sure even what started it. All's I know is that she said something to me that pissed me off when I was drinking and then she tells me her only talent is being hot and she should be grateful that she even is sticking around me because she can have any guy she wants. Not sure what to do about it but I am still butt hurt about it but can't grow the balls to just drop her. Look and you can see why Dr.S. I guess I understand why you can't just man up and leave. Dr.S ">Gallery

    She told me her only talent is being hot and that is sufficient

I got into a huge fight the other night with this girl I have been seeing and you can see she has a real tight ass so that’s why I put up with it. I am not sure even what started it. All’s I know is that she said something to me that pissed me off when I was drinking and then she tells me her only talent is being hot and she should be grateful that she even is sticking around me because she can have any guy she wants. Not sure what to do about it but I am still butt hurt about it but can’t grow the balls to just drop her. Look and you can see why Dr.S.

I guess I understand why you can’t just man up and leave. Dr.S

She discovered I spent 30 grand at strip clubs and it’s now over

  • Permalink IMG_1132 I am going through a divorce at age 38. My wife of 10 years found out that I spent nearly 30 k in strip clubs over the last couple of years. The divorce will be messy and it all started because of our bad sex life. I started going to strip clubs on business trips and it just got out of control. The worst part for her was that I caught something from a dancer and ended up passing it on to my ex wife forever. I think it was in North Carolina but can't be sure. There were a few times I didn't wrap it up so it's my fault but I was riding high and living large. This will not end well in the courts so I am prepared for the worst. Wish me luck and remember there are good women out there. Not all of them will ruin your life. Good luck in the divorce and hope she doesn't take it all. Dr.S ">Gallery

    She discovered I spent 30 grand at strip clubs and it’s now over

I am going through a divorce at age 38. My wife of 10 years found out that I spent nearly 30 k in strip clubs over the last couple of years. The divorce will be messy and it all started because of our bad sex life. I started going to strip clubs on business trips and it just got out of control. The worst part for her was that I caught something from a dancer and ended up passing it on to my ex wife forever. I think it was in North Carolina but can’t be sure. There were a few times I didn’t wrap it up so it’s my fault but I was riding high and living large. This will not end well in the courts so I am prepared for the worst. Wish me luck and remember there are good women out there. Not all of them will ruin your life.

Good luck in the divorce and hope she doesn’t take it all. Dr.S

My teacher kicked me out of class for looking up a girl’s skirt

  • Permalink classrooms-2 I am a senior in high school here in Jacksonville. We were in a circle a few days to talk about a book for English class and a girl who sits across from me got up and told the teacher I was looking up her skirt which I clearly was actually and she won't even talk to me. I was then asked to leave the class and the male teacher told me that I needed to direct my eyes on him. He's fat and bald and his breath stinks real bad so I didn't tell him that but that was what I was thinking when he was kind of yelling at me. Do you think I have a chance with the girl? For some strange reason I still think I have a chance with Becky Simmons and love the stinky so do my friends here in Florida. Becky wants no part of you and she never will. Dr.S ">Gallery

    My teacher kicked me out of class for looking up a girl’s skirt

I am a senior in high school here in Jacksonville. We were in a circle a few days to talk about a book for English class and a girl who sits across from me got up and told the teacher I was looking up her skirt which I clearly was actually and she won’t even talk to me. I was then asked to leave the class and the male teacher told me that I needed to direct my eyes on him. He’s fat and bald and his breath stinks real bad so I didn’t tell him that but that was what I was thinking when he was kind of yelling at me. Do you think I have a chance with the girl? For some strange reason I still think I have a chance with Becky Simmons and love the stinky so do my friends here in Florida.

Becky wants no part of you and she never will. Dr.S

I support her major depression because she’s a smoke show

  • Permalink depression27 I have a confession to make Dr.S. I am dating a girl who has super bad depression. Basically she is depressed about everything in her life including her alcoholic father so yeah she has daddy issues and I am 7 years old than her also. She recently lost her job in human resources and her cat Mr. Tickles passed away last month which also sends her to up her prescriptions for anti depressants. Her personality is pretty much blah and the only reason I even listen to her or stick with what I got going on is because she is a complete smoke show. I mean probably the hottest ass I've pulled in recent memory. I don't see us long term but stay it in for the sex and she gives the best head where I can't feel my knee caps which is the best. As long as she passes the sniff test who cares really. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I support her major depression because she’s a smoke show

I have a confession to make Dr.S. I am dating a girl who has super bad depression. Basically she is depressed about everything in her life including her alcoholic father so yeah she has daddy issues and I am 7 years old than her also. She recently lost her job in human resources and her cat Mr. Tickles passed away last month which also sends her to up her prescriptions for anti depressants. Her personality is pretty much blah and the only reason I even listen to her or stick with what I got going on is because she is a complete smoke show. I mean probably the hottest ass I’ve pulled in recent memory. I don’t see us long term but stay it in for the sex and she gives the best head where I can’t feel my knee caps which is the best.

As long as she passes the sniff test who cares really. Dr.S

I picked up this Milf’s baby’s pacifier then was able to seal the deal

  • Permalink pacifier Dr.S it's finally getting nice here on the east coast. Well I went jogging a few days ago at the park and I noticed that this super hot milf with this amazing tight ass was in front of me jogging with a baby stroller. The kid dropped the pacifier out of the stroller and I like a dumb ass stopped and picked it up and gave it to her. She thanked me so much and we hit off after I used my charm. Well I could only see her from the back and when she turned around I was impressed also. Super cute probably around 37 or so. I am 28. Well I was like why don't we go get drinks some time and she laughed then I committed her number to memory which was hard to do. She didn't have a ring on that finger and she obliged. We didn't go to Applebee's but we went to this bar and I ended up bringing her home that night and banging the living crap out of her. Her ex I guess left her one day cold turkey and she's on the rebound and I was lucky to get it in and will hope to hit again next weekend if she can get a sitter. The sitter is key in all of this of course. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I picked up this Milf’s baby’s pacifier then was able to seal the deal

Dr.S it’s finally getting nice here on the east coast. Well I went jogging a few days ago at the park and I noticed that this super hot milf with this amazing tight ass was in front of me jogging with a baby stroller. The kid dropped the pacifier out of the stroller and I like a dumb ass stopped and picked it up and gave it to her. She thanked me so much and we hit off after I used my charm. Well I could only see her from the back and when she turned around I was impressed also. Super cute probably around 37 or so. I am 28. Well I was like why don’t we go get drinks some time and she laughed then I committed her number to memory which was hard to do. She didn’t have a ring on that finger and she obliged. We didn’t go to Applebee’s but we went to this bar and I ended up bringing her home that night and banging the living crap out of her. Her ex I guess left her one day cold turkey and she’s on the rebound and I was lucky to get it in and will hope to hit again next weekend if she can get a sitter.

The sitter is key in all of this of course. Dr.S

Does my joint look like her stupid tampon at the end?

  • Permalink joint Dr.S I rolled a joint for 4/20 and just was wondering if it looks like my girlfriend's stupid tampon she uses to shove up her snatch to stop her red river from coming out of her ax wound once a month. Please tell me as soon as possible so I can go on with my life and continue to blaze in peace. Yes it does and God bless. Dr.S">Gallery

    Does my joint look like her stupid tampon at the end?

Dr.S I rolled a joint for 4/20 and just was wondering if it looks like my girlfriend’s stupid tampon she uses to shove up her snatch to stop her red river from coming out of her ax wound once a month. Please tell me as soon as possible so I can go on with my life and continue to blaze in peace.

Yes it does and God bless. Dr.S

My girlfriend finished the Boston Marathon with diarrhea in her shorts

  • Permalink boston01407_536-1 Pretty disgusting but I wanted to share my story. My girlfriend is running the Boston Marathon again this year and I am proud of her because I could never finish it. I am not a fat slob but there is no way I could run the 26 miles like her. Last year she ran it and finished in around 4 hours but when I hugged her I noticed a raunchy odor and yeah she stank like a strangled sewer rat eating garbage. She then confessed she crapped her shorts about into the 19th mile so there was a giant mess of diarrhea in her panties and she just kept plowing through and finished the last few miles with the nastiness hanging in there. I guess it's pretty common to crap yourself when you run large distances so my girlfriend is probably not alone. The body just reacts that way but I'm sure you knew that already because you are a doctor. I did know that but don't care to think about the universal stench. Dr.S ">Gallery

    My girlfriend finished the Boston Marathon with diarrhea in her shorts

Pretty disgusting but I wanted to share my story. My girlfriend is running the Boston Marathon again this year and I am proud of her because I could never finish it. I am not a fat slob but there is no way I could run the 26 miles like her. Last year she ran it and finished in around 4 hours but when I hugged her I noticed a raunchy odor and yeah she stank like a strangled sewer rat eating garbage. She then confessed she crapped her shorts about into the 19th mile so there was a giant mess of diarrhea in her panties and she just kept plowing through and finished the last few miles with the nastiness hanging in there. I guess it’s pretty common to crap yourself when you run large distances so my girlfriend is probably not alone. The body just reacts that way but I’m sure you knew that already because you are a doctor.

I did know that but don’t care to think about the universal stench. Dr.S

I am blowing all my money on my sugar baby but it’s worth it

  • Permalink sweat pants1 This is my sugar baby Dr.S. You can tell she has a killer body and she's cute also. I don't want to show her face so because I don't every dude whacking it to her on this dumb site. I am 45 years old and once you reach a certain age no young girl will look at you unless you have the cheddar which I definitely do so I can pull a 25 year old with no problem. I made my first million at age 28 and let's just say I am pretty comfortable now and set for the rest of my life. I wouldn't trade her for all the money in the world. She is kind to me and loves to spend my money and as far as I know she doesn't cheat also. As you can tell from the back side I am a real lucky man. For all you poor dudes dating bbws you will get there. Stay focused and hustle hard. Her hips are kind of boyish but who cares I guess. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I am blowing all my money on my sugar baby but it’s worth it

This is my sugar baby Dr.S. You can tell she has a killer body and she’s cute also. I don’t want to show her face so because I don’t every dude whacking it to her on this dumb site. I am 45 years old and once you reach a certain age no young girl will look at you unless you have the cheddar which I definitely do so I can pull a 25 year old with no problem. I made my first million at age 28 and let’s just say I am pretty comfortable now and set for the rest of my life. I wouldn’t trade her for all the money in the world. She is kind to me and loves to spend my money and as far as I know she doesn’t cheat also. As you can tell from the back side I am a real lucky man. For all you poor dudes dating bbws you will get there. Stay focused and hustle hard.

Her hips are kind of boyish but who cares I guess. Dr.S

No matter how much my girlfriend trains she won’t compare to her

  • Permalink working out I got into a huge fight with my girlfriend last weekend over money. I saved the best insult for that day and let it fly. She has been trying to shed the pounds for a year now and she has done a somewhat decent job actually dropping at least 20. But I then laced into her and showed her this pic on my lap top and said "No matter how hard you train you will never look like this!" She ran to the bedroom crying and slammed the door and then locked me out. Eventually I had to kick down the door because I didn't want her harming herself with a razor or swallowing a bunch of pain pills. When I did she was just sitting up in bed eating strawberry ice cream with tears running down her face saying "I hate you I hate you". We did have make up sex but it kind of sucked actually. Sometimes all that effort in the gym is simply not enough. Dr.S">Gallery

    No matter how much my girlfriend trains she won’t compare to her

I got into a huge fight with my girlfriend last weekend over money. I saved the best insult for that day and let it fly. She has been trying to shed the pounds for a year now and she has done a somewhat decent job actually dropping at least 20. But I then laced into her and showed her this pic on my lap top and said “No matter how hard you train you will never look like this!” She ran to the bedroom crying and slammed the door and then locked me out. Eventually I had to kick down the door because I didn’t want her harming herself with a razor or swallowing a bunch of pain pills. When I did she was just sitting up in bed eating strawberry ice cream with tears running down her face saying “I hate you I hate you”. We did have make up sex but it kind of sucked actually.

Sometimes all that effort in the gym is simply not enough. Dr.S

I am worried that the .1 percent might not kill her starfish germs

  • Permalink germs6 This girl who I am seeing wants me to rim her starfish with my serpent tongue. I told her I didn't want to because I am afraid of bacteria in there and infections in general. She said that she will shower and wash herself real good down there where the sun don't shine and I keep saying that is not enough. She has a real nice ass also so most guys would jump to do it but I am somewhat concerned about germs since I am in the medical field profession. I am not a doctor by the way like you but I was wondering if I spread this germ-x around her starfish it might kill all the crazy creepy bacteria on the spot or will the .1 percent that lives do something bad to me? The .1 percent chance could send you into a coma. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I am worried that the .1 percent might not kill her starfish germs

This girl who I am seeing wants me to rim her starfish with my serpent tongue. I told her I didn’t want to because I am afraid of bacteria in there and infections in general. She said that she will shower and wash herself real good down there where the sun don’t shine and I keep saying that is not enough. She has a real nice ass also so most guys would jump to do it but I am somewhat concerned about germs since I am in the medical field profession. I am not a doctor by the way like you but I was wondering if I spread this germ-x around her starfish it might kill all the crazy creepy bacteria on the spot or will the .1 percent that lives do something bad to me?

The .1 percent chance could send you into a coma. Dr.S

He farted in his Ferrari and I puked all over the place

  • Permalink ferrari6 Hi Doctor Stinkstah. I am a sugar baby and my sugar daddy is great. We get along great and he gives me the world. Well the other night we were cruising in his Ferrari and he let out this giant fart. Well it was so disgusting really and I just vomited all over myself and the seat. He asked me if that had ever happened to me before and I said no which is the truth. Of course he didn't make me pay for the cleaning bill so don't worry and he didn't dump me either. He told me it's just an accident and has been laughing about it ever since. The odor must have been too horrific for words. Dr.S">Gallery

    He farted in his Ferrari and I puked all over the place

Hi Doctor Stinkstah. I am a sugar baby and my sugar daddy is great. We get along great and he gives me the world. Well the other night we were cruising in his Ferrari and he let out this giant fart. Well it was so disgusting really and I just vomited all over myself and the seat. He asked me if that had ever happened to me before and I said no which is the truth. Of course he didn’t make me pay for the cleaning bill so don’t worry and he didn’t dump me either. He told me it’s just an accident and has been laughing about it ever since.

The odor must have been too horrific for words. Dr.S

I dumped her when I discovered her chewing on the bathroom door knob

  • Permalink lsd My girlfriend recently started experimenting with LSD. I am not into drugs. I have maybe smoked pot 3 times in my entire life. I am 27 and she's 23. Well the other night I came home from parents house and found my girlfriend chewing on the bathroom doorknob while her friend was lying on the kitchen floor making these strange sounds like she was getting pounded in her starfish. I went on the balcony to smoke a cigarette to clear my mind and actually went back to my parents place so I could deal with her the next day. She said she thought the doorknob was a blueberry muffin and that's why she was gnawing on it like some rabid dog. Whatever the case was Dr.S I'm done. I don't need some LSD addict turning into heroin down the road. Life is hard enough. Just find a nice girl who isn't trying to save herself with drugs. Dr.S">Gallery

    I dumped her when I discovered her chewing on the bathroom door knob

My girlfriend recently started experimenting with LSD. I am not into drugs. I have maybe smoked pot 3 times in my entire life. I am 27 and she’s 23. Well the other night I came home from parents house and found my girlfriend chewing on the bathroom doorknob while her friend was lying on the kitchen floor making these strange sounds like she was getting pounded in her starfish. I went on the balcony to smoke a cigarette to clear my mind and actually went back to my parents place so I could deal with her the next day. She said she thought the doorknob was a blueberry muffin and that’s why she was gnawing on it like some rabid dog. Whatever the case was Dr.S I’m done. I don’t need some LSD addict turning into heroin down the road. Life is hard enough.

Just find a nice girl who isn’t trying to save herself with drugs. Dr.S

I would love to take her to Applebee’s one day

  • Permalink Screen-Shot-2015-04-08-at-2.18.39-PM Dr.S I would take her to Applebee's for happy hour or that 2 for 20 deal they are always advertising here in Tempe. Do you think she would go with me? I am definitely overweight and work part time at Enterprise on the lot so I can't afford to take her to a nice place. Do you think she would cut me some slack and just go? You're dreaming dude. Dr.S">Gallery

    I would love to take her to Applebee’s one day

Dr.S I would take her to Applebee’s for happy hour or that 2 for 20 deal they are always advertising here in Tempe. Do you think she would go with me? I am definitely overweight and work part time at Enterprise on the lot so I can’t afford to take her to a nice place. Do you think she would cut me some slack and just go?

You’re dreaming dude. Dr.S

My friend is an ugly rich dude who just pays for it

  • Permalink ugly I found this quote to explain the situation. My friend is a good guy who has no love at all. He just turned 49 and has no kids or wife but he has a ton of money from the oil business. Girls are disgusted by his appearance and I have seen them move away from him when he tries to talk to them. He's a huge man with this giant gut and is pretty much bald. From what he tells me he has been banging hookers for the last 15 years or so and says he has spent 500 k on hot ass. For me I would be worried about diseases but he keeps plowing on through and does whatever he wants. He has homes and condos and a few boats around the world and instead of finding a nice lady to share his wife he chooses this life of paying for it. He even flies to Argentina for sex clubs for a few months and doesn't leave until he has banged at least 20 he says. Secretly I love my life with my wife and 2 kids even more after I talk to him. He was born disgusting and that is his fate unfortunately. Dr.S ">Gallery

    My friend is an ugly rich dude who just pays for it

I found this quote to explain the situation. My friend is a good guy who has no love at all. He just turned 49 and has no kids or wife but he has a ton of money from the oil business. Girls are disgusted by his appearance and I have seen them move away from him when he tries to talk to them. He’s a huge man with this giant gut and is pretty much bald. From what he tells me he has been banging hookers for the last 15 years or so and says he has spent 500 k on hot ass. For me I would be worried about diseases but he keeps plowing on through and does whatever he wants. He has homes and condos and a few boats around the world and instead of finding a nice lady to share his wife he chooses this life of paying for it. He even flies to Argentina for sex clubs for a few months and doesn’t leave until he has banged at least 20 he says. Secretly I love my life with my wife and 2 kids even more after I talk to him.

He was born disgusting and that is his fate unfortunately. Dr.S

I’m glad Aaron Hernandez will rot in jail for the rest of his life

  • Permalink IMG_20150415_112834_116 Dr.S do you think it stinks that Aaron Hernandez is going away forever? I don't!! He had everything going for him and he threw it all away! Millions of dollars, cars, pretty women, nice homes, championships to come...I guess it wasn't good enough for the dumb ass! I work retail and make about 9.50 an hour and would kill like so many others (and I don't mean in that way) to have had his life before he went out and shot some dude. Pathetic!! The American decline is real. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I’m glad Aaron Hernandez will rot in jail for the rest of his life

Dr.S do you think it stinks that Aaron Hernandez is going away forever? I don’t!! He had everything going for him and he threw it all away! Millions of dollars, cars, pretty women, nice homes, championships to come…I guess it wasn’t good enough for the dumb ass! I work retail and make about 9.50 an hour and would kill like so many others (and I don’t mean in that way) to have had his life before he went out and shot some dude. Pathetic!!

The American decline is real. Dr.S

She ruined my expensive mattress with her red river

  • Permalink sauce I mixed drinks with Molly and paid the price Dr.S. Picked up a cute blonde at a rave here in LA and took her back to my place. Well it wasn't until I woke up the next day that I realized that my brand new memory foam mattress I paid 5 grand for a few weeks ago was soaked with blood and I would send in the pic but I don't want the world to be grossed out by it so here is some marinara sauce instead! It is ruined and I am too embarrassed to call customer service to tell them what happened. It was my fault for going in raw dog also when she had her red river and had she told me she had it I would have never done it because I had been victimized by it before and you know once bitten twice shy. When will I learn? Probably never but hey at least I can still pull hot ass. Right? Oh yeah and we are going to Applebee's in a few days by the way. Applebee's sounds like a nice way to smooth things over I guess. Dr.S ">Gallery

    She ruined my expensive mattress with her red river

I mixed drinks with Molly and paid the price Dr.S. Picked up a cute blonde at a rave here in LA and took her back to my place. Well it wasn’t until I woke up the next day that I realized that my brand new memory foam mattress I paid 5 grand for a few weeks ago was soaked with blood and I would send in the pic but I don’t want the world to be grossed out by it so here is some marinara sauce instead! It is ruined and I am too embarrassed to call customer service to tell them what happened. It was my fault for going in raw dog also when she had her red river and had she told me she had it I would have never done it because I had been victimized by it before and you know once bitten twice shy. When will I learn? Probably never but hey at least I can still pull hot ass. Right? Oh yeah and we are going to Applebee’s in a few days by the way.

Applebee’s sounds like a nice way to smooth things over I guess. Dr.S

She has dragon breath but it’s real tight so IDK

  • Permalink IMG_20150414_181216_256 Dr.S please help me. I am torn on this one and my buddies say to get rid of her. I am dating a solid 9 and we are both 25. She is probably the hottest chick I've pulled in the last 5 years or maybe in my entire life. The only problem is that she has dragon breath. It's real bad and when we kiss I always pull away and tell her it's nothing but then she says she knows she has bad breath and halitosis. It's real sad because she has this banging body but her breath really makes me want to run the hell away and find someone else but I know it will be a downgrade from her slamming body. Should I put up with it or look for greener pastures? I've been a fan of the stinky for 2 years now. You made your bed so now lie in them stinky sheets. Dr.S ">Gallery

    She has dragon breath but it’s real tight so IDK

Dr.S please help me. I am torn on this one and my buddies say to get rid of her. I am dating a solid 9 and we are both 25. She is probably the hottest chick I’ve pulled in the last 5 years or maybe in my entire life. The only problem is that she has dragon breath. It’s real bad and when we kiss I always pull away and tell her it’s nothing but then she says she knows she has bad breath and halitosis. It’s real sad because she has this banging body but her breath really makes me want to run the hell away and find someone else but I know it will be a downgrade from her slamming body. Should I put up with it or look for greener pastures? I’ve been a fan of the stinky for 2 years now.

You made your bed so now lie in them stinky sheets. Dr.S