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Her abs are too perfect for real life

  • Permalink abs I am obsessed with this girl's abs. Do you have any idea who she is? I can't tell if she is Latina or maybe from the Philippines. What do you think Dr.S? Do you think she would pass the sniff test? Latinas usually pass the sniff test 85% of the time. Dr.S">Gallery

    Her abs are too perfect for real life

I am obsessed with this girl’s abs. Do you have any idea who she is? I can’t tell if she is Latina or maybe from the Philippines. What do you think Dr.S? Do you think she would pass the sniff test?

Latinas usually pass the sniff test 85% of the time. Dr.S

Scottsdale girl said she would dump me if I lost my leg in the Boston Marathon

  • Permalink IMG_20140415_090225_621-1 Dr.S I'm from Boston but find myself living in the valley of the sun for the past 3 years. I'm sure you know the Boston Marathon is coming up in a few days and it's going to be emotional for everyone in the city but also for people in this entire country. Well I had been seeing this Scottsdale girl for the past 6 weeks or so and I was texting her about it and just making conversation. She's your typical Scottsdale girl with fake boobs and a thousand purses. Anyways the straw that broke the camel's back was when I asked her what she would do if my leg was blown off in the bombing and had to wear a prosthetic leg for the rest of my life. Her answer was so sick: "I would dump you honey." When I asked her why she was like oh well I can't be seen with someone with a fake leg in this town. She told me she wouldn't date someone with damaged goods when there were so many other options out there. I called her a dumb bitch then blocked her number. She kept sending me messages on Facebook and eventually I blocked her there also. Boston Strong from the desert. I hope a jumping cholla goes for her esophagus area. Dr.S">Gallery

    Scottsdale girl said she would dump me if I lost my leg in the Boston Marathon

Dr.S I’m from Boston but find myself living in the valley of the sun for the past 3 years. I’m sure you know the Boston Marathon is coming up in a few days and it’s going to be emotional for everyone in the city but also for people in this entire country. Well I had been seeing this Scottsdale girl for the past 6 weeks or so and I was texting her about it and just making conversation. She’s your typical Scottsdale girl with fake boobs and a thousand purses. Anyways the straw that broke the camel’s back was when I asked her what she would do if my leg was blown off in the bombing and had to wear a prosthetic leg for the rest of my life. Her answer was so sick: “I would dump you honey.” When I asked her why she was like oh well I can’t be seen with someone with a fake leg in this town. She told me she wouldn’t date someone with damaged goods when there were so many other options out there. I called her a dumb bitch then blocked her number. She kept sending me messages on Facebook and eventually I blocked her there also. Boston Strong from the desert.

I hope a jumping cholla goes for her esophagus area. Dr.S

This 14-year-old girl’s tweet stinks and she should pay for it

  • Permalink IMG_20140414_225753_014 Doc apparently the FBI is involved which is a good thing and American Airlines responded to her dumb tweet also. This just goes to show you that teenagers are probably the sickest in the head in this country. Think about it. Most of them are banging their teachers and trying to stab their classmates like that kid did in Pennsylvania a few days ago. I hope she does time for this. I lost an uncle in 911 and don't find this funny one bit. Cuff her and stuff her so she learns her lesson. Dr.S ">Gallery

    This 14-year-old girl’s tweet stinks and she should pay for it

Doc apparently the FBI is involved which is a good thing and American Airlines responded to her dumb tweet also. This just goes to show you that teenagers are probably the sickest in the head in this country. Think about it. Most of them are banging their teachers and trying to stab their classmates like that kid did in Pennsylvania a few days ago. I hope she does time for this. I lost an uncle in 911 and don’t find this funny one bit.

Cuff her and stuff her so she learns her lesson. Dr.S

She had mom jeans but I still closed the deal with authority

  • Permalink 8oNFAUKF1q8OlpR1wrpYCW6Y-1RAilKcvxX0oPvVL9k= She had mom jeans and something about them made me go wild. I banged the crap out of her and surprisingly the mom jeans got me more excited. Doc one look at these jeans and you probably go limp but my tiny mushroom dong actually did the opposite. Life is funny that way. It's the surprises that keep you going or at least that's what I've learned. I've seen them jeans on clearance at Target for $12.99. Dr.S">Gallery

    She had mom jeans but I still closed the deal with authority

She had mom jeans and something about them made me go wild. I banged the crap out of her and surprisingly the mom jeans got me more excited. Doc one look at these jeans and you probably go limp but my tiny mushroom dong actually did the opposite. Life is funny that way. It’s the surprises that keep you going or at least that’s what I’ve learned.

I’ve seen them jeans on clearance at Target for $12.99. Dr.S

My co-workers are jealous of my tips and it stinks

  • Permalink 1420495_461716367292696_1916699199_n I am a dancer and am probably the hottest one in the club. I am 20 years old and dance in this club outside of Kansas City. The girls I dance with get so jealous of me because I get the biggest tips. They treat me like crap and I even heard one girl tell a guy not to get a dance from me because I have the herp. It's not true at all because I don't have one STD. I am just here to rant basically to say girls are total bitches and especially strippers. Is it my fault that I can make a few grand a night in tips when they are almost 35 and make $200? I told them to get the gym and maybe they would get bigger tips if they had smaller asses. And yeah I bet they have stinky coochies. Make your cheddar and don't listen to old farts. Dr.S ">Gallery

    My co-workers are jealous of my tips and it stinks

I am a dancer and am probably the hottest one in the club. I am 20 years old and dance in this club outside of Kansas City. The girls I dance with get so jealous of me because I get the biggest tips. They treat me like crap and I even heard one girl tell a guy not to get a dance from me because I have the herp. It’s not true at all because I don’t have one STD. I am just here to rant basically to say girls are total bitches and especially strippers. Is it my fault that I can make a few grand a night in tips when they are almost 35 and make $200? I told them to get the gym and maybe they would get bigger tips if they had smaller asses. And yeah I bet they have stinky coochies.

Make your cheddar and don’t listen to old farts. Dr.S

I asked her to snuggle right away and she let me have it

  • Permalink IMG_20140411_193846 Dr.S I am on a few dating sites and really have had some luck with some overweight girls. Sadly I can't pull any dime pieces and it makes me sad. I asked this average looking girl if she wanted to snuggle and this was her answer. I just assumed because she was not that good looking she would want to get pounded. Do you think I should take her advice? Average looking girls usually have no wisdom. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I asked her to snuggle right away and she let me have it

Dr.S I am on a few dating sites and really have had some luck with some overweight girls. Sadly I can’t pull any dime pieces and it makes me sad. I asked this average looking girl if she wanted to snuggle and this was her answer. I just assumed because she was not that good looking she would want to get pounded. Do you think I should take her advice?

Average looking girls usually have no wisdom. Dr.S

In the sniff pit who would smell better?

  • Permalink duo two fer I already know the answer to my own riddle by the way. Suppose we are in the sniff pit and you had to choose which kitty smells riper than the other. Who would you pick Dr.S? They did a study and brunettes pass the sniff test 45% of the time. Dr.S">Gallery

    In the sniff pit who would smell better?

I already know the answer to my own riddle by the way. Suppose we are in the sniff pit and you had to choose which kitty smells riper than the other. Who would you pick Dr.S?

They did a study and brunettes pass the sniff test 45% of the time. Dr.S

My girlfriend is 30 and wears granny panties

  • Permalink DSC05439 Dr.S my girlfriend is 30 and has a bad habit. She wears granny panties all the time and I tell to change but she won't. I even show her pics on Facebook of young girls in their 20s who are much hotter than she is just to bring her down even more. She calls me a bastard and tells me she isn't wearing thongs because she doesn't like the way they feel. What should I do? I love her but I can see myself cheating down the road. I've cheated before and you know what they say. She's 30 so she's basically dead anyways. Dr.S ">Gallery

    My girlfriend is 30 and wears granny panties

Dr.S my girlfriend is 30 and has a bad habit. She wears granny panties all the time and I tell to change but she won’t. I even show her pics on Facebook of young girls in their 20s who are much hotter than she is just to bring her down even more. She calls me a bastard and tells me she isn’t wearing thongs because she doesn’t like the way they feel. What should I do? I love her but I can see myself cheating down the road. I’ve cheated before and you know what they say.

She’s 30 so she’s basically dead anyways. Dr.S

Are hot tubs safe?

  • Permalink 17920972176041383515 Doc I have the worst luck in the world. I live in AZ and as you know there are some hot chicks here. I live in an apartment complex not far from Old Town and every time I use the hot tub there's usually a big beautiful woman in it or some old person. I also work out at LA Fitness and the same thing happens there. Usually there's a fat girl in it or some fat hairy bastard. Are hot tubs even safe anyways? I hear there is all sorts of bacteria in them and you can catch something in the water. Is that true? I bet hot tubs are cleaner than Vegas pools. Dr.S ">Gallery

    Are hot tubs safe?

Doc I have the worst luck in the world. I live in AZ and as you know there are some hot chicks here. I live in an apartment complex not far from Old Town and every time I use the hot tub there’s usually a big beautiful woman in it or some old person. I also work out at LA Fitness and the same thing happens there. Usually there’s a fat girl in it or some fat hairy bastard. Are hot tubs even safe anyways? I hear there is all sorts of bacteria in them and you can catch something in the water. Is that true?

I bet hot tubs are cleaner than Vegas pools. Dr.S

I typically date butter faces and enjoy it thoroughly

  • Permalink BUTTER FACE My friends make fun of me but I typically date butter faces here in Florida. They actually call me 'B.F.D or Butter Face Dude.' It doesn't really bother me because honestly doc there's something about butter faces in the sack that you won't find anywhere else. It's almost like they have this huge insecurity that they take it out in the bedroom with hard core banging to make up for it but that's my guess. They know how to bone and most of them know they have a butter face which makes them easier to get right off the bat. There are hardly any games and usually I am able to hit it after a few dates at the most. I honestly encourage guys who can't get laid who read your site to start aiming low. Go for a girl with a butter face because in the end they will treat you better. That's just my opinion so don't knock it until you try it. By the way this girl I submitted has a butter face just for a point of reference for the morons in middle America. As long as a butter face passes the sniff test it's a good recommendation. Dr.S">Gallery

    I typically date butter faces and enjoy it thoroughly

My friends make fun of me but I typically date butter faces here in Florida. They actually call me ‘B.F.D or Butter Face Dude.’ It doesn’t really bother me because honestly doc there’s something about butter faces in the sack that you won’t find anywhere else. It’s almost like they have this huge insecurity that they take it out in the bedroom with hard core banging to make up for it but that’s my guess. They know how to bone and most of them know they have a butter face which makes them easier to get right off the bat. There are hardly any games and usually I am able to hit it after a few dates at the most. I honestly encourage guys who can’t get laid who read your site to start aiming low. Go for a girl with a butter face because in the end they will treat you better. That’s just my opinion so don’t knock it until you try it. By the way this girl I submitted has a butter face just for a point of reference for the morons in middle America.

As long as a butter face passes the sniff test it’s a good recommendation. Dr.S

Do you think she would pass the sniff test?

  • Permalink dumpster Doc just wondering if she would pass the sniff test. It's usually the fat girls who have the smelliest clam canals but that's just my experience. Surprisingly not all slam pigs smell but I bet she would fail it on impact. Dr.S">Gallery

    Do you think she would pass the sniff test?

Doc just wondering if she would pass the sniff test. It’s usually the fat girls who have the smelliest clam canals but that’s just my experience.

Surprisingly not all slam pigs smell but I bet she would fail it on impact. Dr.S

Should I let Facebook change my drinking and drug tendencies?

  • Permalink facebook Doc I received this message via Facebook. I guess I have a problem and Facebook wants to help me get my head screwed on straight. I drink 5 nights a week and occasionally I'll do blow. Someone reported me and I have no idea who it is that stalks my pics. What would you do? Let Zuckerberg make things all better for you. Dr.S">Gallery

    Should I let Facebook change my drinking and drug tendencies?

Doc I received this message via Facebook. I guess I have a problem and Facebook wants to help me get my head screwed on straight. I drink 5 nights a week and occasionally I’ll do blow. Someone reported me and I have no idea who it is that stalks my pics. What would you do?

Let Zuckerberg make things all better for you. Dr.S

Junior high school teacher accused of molesting teens in classroom

  • Permalink melissa lindgren Dr.S it happened again. California teacher Melissa, 28, is accused of molesting teens in her classroom and sending them inappropriate images via text. She pleads not guilty FYI to sexually assaulting her young students in her classroom and in her car. Doc the saddest part of this story is the alleged victims are 13 to 15 years old. The best part of this story is that if she gets convicted she could be in the slammer for 16 years. It's a shame when teachers try to act like cool kids when they are almost 30. Dr.S">Gallery

    Junior high school teacher accused of molesting teens in classroom

Dr.S it happened again. California teacher Melissa, 28, is accused of molesting teens in her classroom and sending them inappropriate images via text. She pleads not guilty FYI to sexually assaulting her young students in her classroom and in her car. Doc the saddest part of this story is the alleged victims are 13 to 15 years old. The best part of this story is that if she gets convicted she could be in the slammer for 16 years.

It’s a shame when teachers try to act like cool kids when they are almost 30. Dr.S

Teen girls charged with torturing autistic boy

  • Permalink two teens autistic boy Doc this story is truly heinous and just goes to show you pretty girls can be the most evil. Two teenage girls are in jail following allegations that they harassed an autistic boy. The charges are alleging they were stabbing him, dragging him by the hair and forcing him to engage in sex acts with an animals. 17 year old Lauren Bush and an anonymous 15-year-old girl (both students at a Maryland high school) recorded the attacks on the autistic boy on their cell phones. They recorded the boy walking on a frozen pond and then falling into the frigid water and wouldn't help him out at times. What is wrong with teenagers today? Teenage girls are meaner than rabid dogs in most cases. Dr.S ">Gallery

    Teen girls charged with torturing autistic boy

Doc this story is truly heinous and just goes to show you pretty girls can be the most evil. Two teenage girls are in jail following allegations that they harassed an autistic boy. The charges are alleging they were stabbing him, dragging him by the hair and forcing him to engage in sex acts with an animals. 17 year old Lauren Bush and an anonymous 15-year-old girl (both students at a Maryland high school) recorded the attacks on the autistic boy on their cell phones. They recorded the boy walking on a frozen pond and then falling into the frigid water and wouldn’t help him out at times. What is wrong with teenagers today?

Teenage girls are meaner than rabid dogs in most cases. Dr.S

I’m in a boarding school and just had my first lesbian experience

  • Permalink boardingschool Hello doctor stinky. There are a few girls at my boarding school who go to the stinky because there's a bunch of senior boys who like your site and told us about it. We have to go on our phones because the school blocked your site FYI. I am writing because I had my first girl experience a few weeks ago and I liked it better than being with a guy. I think I like girls better than boys but I am not sure really at this point. I went down on my friend and she did the same to me. We are both 18 and shave and graduate in 2 months. How much do you think we could get paid if we taped each other and sold the tape? I know a lot of girls are doing porn to make big $$. Maybe 5 K but it depends how much baby fat you both have. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I’m in a boarding school and just had my first lesbian experience

Hello doctor stinky. There are a few girls at my boarding school who go to the stinky because there’s a bunch of senior boys who like your site and told us about it. We have to go on our phones because the school blocked your site FYI. I am writing because I had my first girl experience a few weeks ago and I liked it better than being with a guy. I think I like girls better than boys but I am not sure really at this point. I went down on my friend and she did the same to me. We are both 18 and shave and graduate in 2 months. How much do you think we could get paid if we taped each other and sold the tape? I know a lot of girls are doing porn to make big $$.

Maybe 5 K but it depends how much baby fat you both have. Dr.S

I hooked up with a spitter at Ultra and it was not pleasant

  • Permalink IMG_20140410_115306_335-1 Dr.S I was in Miami for Ultra and hooked up with this chick and she started spitting on the floor after I shot my batch in her mouth. I never had that happen before. We were both rolling our asses off and so I don't know if that had anything to do with it. She spit all my gunk out onto the hotel rug and believe it or not I just rubbed in with my new Jordans afterwards. The worst part about this is that she also tried to stick her finger up my balloon knot and I stopped her because that happened to my friend once where a girl pushed up a Molly up his butt and he was not prepared for it at all. Molly can taint your batch and make it stink like rotten eggs. Dr.S">Gallery

    I hooked up with a spitter at Ultra and it was not pleasant

Dr.S I was in Miami for Ultra and hooked up with this chick and she started spitting on the floor after I shot my batch in her mouth. I never had that happen before. We were both rolling our asses off and so I don’t know if that had anything to do with it. She spit all my gunk out onto the hotel rug and believe it or not I just rubbed in with my new Jordans afterwards. The worst part about this is that she also tried to stick her finger up my balloon knot and I stopped her because that happened to my friend once where a girl pushed up a Molly up his butt and he was not prepared for it at all.

Molly can taint your batch and make it stink like rotten eggs. Dr.S

I really hate my girlfriend now more than ever before

  • Permalink o-PERFECTWOMANhere-570 Dr.S this just came out where they show you how the perfect woman should be. I just want to say my girlfriend has none of these things going on. In fact she is flabby in all the wrong places. It makes me sick when I see this kind of stuff because I feel like I am stuck with a slam pig. I feel trapped now and am mad that I saw this online. Maybe you can use her image to portray the horror of show and tell. Dr.S">Gallery

    I really hate my girlfriend now more than ever before

Dr.S this just came out where they show you how the perfect woman should be. I just want to say my girlfriend has none of these things going on. In fact she is flabby in all the wrong places. It makes me sick when I see this kind of stuff because I feel like I am stuck with a slam pig. I feel trapped now and am mad that I saw this online.

Maybe you can use her image to portray the horror of show and tell. Dr.S

She told me she has the p%$#y so she makes the rules

  • Permalink backroll Doc she always gives me this stupid line I have the p$%#*y so I make the rules. Well I flipped out on her a few days ago and told her if she keeps saying that dumb line to me I will submit her to the stinky. Well she said it again when we were out and I was probably doing that evil grin she tells me I do all the time. Whatever. Anyways take a look at the back fat roll and the mole inside of it that I circled for you. You can see it's like two wrongs don't make a right here. When I told her what I did she laughed and called me a fool and said only morons who can't get laid visit your website. I bet she fails the sniff test consistently. Dr.S">Gallery

    She told me she has the p%$#y so she makes the rules

Doc she always gives me this stupid line I have the p$%#*y so I make the rules. Well I flipped out on her a few days ago and told her if she keeps saying that dumb line to me I will submit her to the stinky. Well she said it again when we were out and I was probably doing that evil grin she tells me I do all the time. Whatever. Anyways take a look at the back fat roll and the mole inside of it that I circled for you. You can see it’s like two wrongs don’t make a right here. When I told her what I did she laughed and called me a fool and said only morons who can’t get laid visit your website.

I bet she fails the sniff test consistently. Dr.S

Teen girl accused of stabbing her best friend to death over naked selfie pics

  • Permalink teen girl kills over selfies mexico Doc this is not your typical selfie story. A 16-year-old teen girl in Mexico is accused of killing her best friend because the friend had put naked selfie photos they had taken together on Facebook. Erandy Elizabeth Gutierrez (pictured on the left) allegedly stabbed her friend Anel Baez (on the right) at least 65 times. The worst part is that the alleged stabber fled the crime scene and was arrested later at Anel's funeral. The sickest part is there was this tweet where she wrote “It may seem that I am very calm, but in my head I have killed you at least three times.” 65 times is like painting the rose red for days. Dr.S ">Gallery

    Teen girl accused of stabbing her best friend to death over naked selfie pics

Doc this is not your typical selfie story. A 16-year-old teen girl in Mexico is accused of killing her best friend because the friend had put naked selfie photos they had taken together on Facebook. Erandy Elizabeth Gutierrez (pictured on the left) allegedly stabbed her friend Anel Baez (on the right) at least 65 times. The worst part is that the alleged stabber fled the crime scene and was arrested later at Anel’s funeral. The sickest part is there was this tweet where she wrote “It may seem that I am very calm, but in my head I have killed you at least three times.”

65 times is like painting the rose red for days. Dr.S

My Netflix queue represents my crappy life

  • Permalink the wait Dr.S take a look at my Netflix queue and you can just tell. I am waiting for a movie called The Wait which my friend said was good and Netflix tells me there is an actual wait for it. Sick!! I don't know what to do because this represents a larger problem. Whenever I go out with a girl she's never DTF on the first date. She always makes me wait forever and sometimes it happens but more times than not I'm wining and dinning her and nothing comes from it other than maybe a kiss. I am almost 27 and am fed up. Should I start banging hookers? I kind of want to but am afraid of diseases. I understand why Charlie Sheen does it because it's just easier in the long run. Hookers will drain your soul and put your Netflix on buffer forever. Dr.S">Gallery

    My Netflix queue represents my crappy life

Dr.S take a look at my Netflix queue and you can just tell. I am waiting for a movie called The Wait which my friend said was good and Netflix tells me there is an actual wait for it. Sick!! I don’t know what to do because this represents a larger problem. Whenever I go out with a girl she’s never DTF on the first date. She always makes me wait forever and sometimes it happens but more times than not I’m wining and dinning her and nothing comes from it other than maybe a kiss. I am almost 27 and am fed up. Should I start banging hookers? I kind of want to but am afraid of diseases. I understand why Charlie Sheen does it because it’s just easier in the long run.

Hookers will drain your soul and put your Netflix on buffer forever. Dr.S

Why are our teenagers doing mass school stabbings?

  • Permalink schoolshooting 20 were just wounded in a mass school stabbing in Pennsylvania and 7 have critical injuries. Apparently the suspect is a sophomore at the high school and is in custody as I write this. Dr.S I am a concerned mother of 2. My oldest is 14 and he acts strange like most teenagers but I know he would never resort to something like this. I am wondering why this continues to happen in our society. It's happening almost on bi-monthly level and I'm concerned like so many parents and people in our country. Many teens can't accept that we are all different so instead they lash out. Dr.S">Gallery

    Why are our teenagers doing mass school stabbings?

20 were just wounded in a mass school stabbing in Pennsylvania and 7 have critical injuries. Apparently the suspect is a sophomore at the high school and is in custody as I write this. Dr.S I am a concerned mother of 2. My oldest is 14 and he acts strange like most teenagers but I know he would never resort to something like this. I am wondering why this continues to happen in our society. It’s happening almost on bi-monthly level and I’m concerned like so many parents and people in our country.

Many teens can’t accept that we are all different so instead they lash out. Dr.S