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What does it mean if she says she’s really picky?

  • Permalink pizza I had a date with this hot chick the other night for pizza. She was a solid 9 so that's why I asked her out and we met on match. But the entire time she kept saying she is real picky about guys and wouldn't explain herself. At the end of the date I tried to kiss her when I walked her to her car and she stepped back so I got the cheek. She was like sorry I just don't feel this so soon but she keeps texting me anyway. Do you think I still have a shot? Spin the wheel a couple more times but that's it. Dr.S ">Gallery

    What does it mean if she says she’s really picky?

I had a date with this hot chick the other night for pizza. She was a solid 9 so that’s why I asked her out and we met on match. But the entire time she kept saying she is real picky about guys and wouldn’t explain herself. At the end of the date I tried to kiss her when I walked her to her car and she stepped back so I got the cheek. She was like sorry I just don’t feel this so soon but she keeps texting me anyway. Do you think I still have a shot?

Spin the wheel a couple more times but that’s it. Dr.S

It stinks that it’s cloudy and rainy in Phoenix

  • Permalink phx I am really disappointed in the weather out here for the Phoenix Open because it's real cloudy and rainy. I flew out from the east coast and was expecting some sunshine and hot babes. Well I have seen some hotties for sure but most of them are promo girls so it does something for me. Heading to the 16th hole this weekend to get wasted and cheer Tiger on hopefully. I do hope to get laid here by the way and not with a slam pig but hoping I score a hot ASU ass. There's only 330 days of sunshine in Phoenix so suck it up. Dr.S ">Gallery

    It stinks that it’s cloudy and rainy in Phoenix

I am really disappointed in the weather out here for the Phoenix Open because it’s real cloudy and rainy. I flew out from the east coast and was expecting some sunshine and hot babes. Well I have seen some hotties for sure but most of them are promo girls so it does something for me. Heading to the 16th hole this weekend to get wasted and cheer Tiger on hopefully. I do hope to get laid here by the way and not with a slam pig but hoping I score a hot ASU ass.

There’s only 330 days of sunshine in Phoenix so suck it up. Dr.S

Which person here would you take to Applebee’s?

  • Permalink all 3 Just wondering who would take to Applebee's and pick up the check for. The one on the far right has a real bony one so I would make her pay half at least. I would go with the one in green. What about you? Your mother raised you right. Dr.S">Gallery

    Which person here would you take to Applebee’s?

Just wondering who would take to Applebee’s and pick up the check for. The one on the far right has a real bony one so I would make her pay half at least. I would go with the one in green. What about you?

Your mother raised you right. Dr.S

Would you forgive her if she had a tiny dingle berry or not?

  • Permalink hotn What up Dr.S!?? Just wondering if you would forgive her is she had a dingle berry the size of a tic tac would you cut her some slack or not? That's all I got bro. I think in this case I would forgive and get. I would forgive but never forget. Dr.S">Gallery

    Would you forgive her if she had a tiny dingle berry or not?

What up Dr.S!?? Just wondering if you would forgive her is she had a dingle berry the size of a tic tac would you cut her some slack or not? That’s all I got bro. I think in this case I would forgive and get.

I would forgive but never forget. Dr.S

I’m a pretty girl stuck living in Maine and want to move

  • Permalink maine Hello Dr.S. A friend of mine in Boston turned me onto this site. I laugh my ass off a lot. I am a pretty girl living in Maine for work and am getting sick and tired of the snow. I would rather be in a bikini all day but work has landed me here. I am getting the itch however and thinking about moving to San Diego or Miami. Where should I go? I do have some contacts in both places so it won't be hard to start over. I would go to San Diego because the people are better there. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I’m a pretty girl stuck living in Maine and want to move

Hello Dr.S. A friend of mine in Boston turned me onto this site. I laugh my ass off a lot. I am a pretty girl living in Maine for work and am getting sick and tired of the snow. I would rather be in a bikini all day but work has landed me here. I am getting the itch however and thinking about moving to San Diego or Miami. Where should I go? I do have some contacts in both places so it won’t be hard to start over.

I would go to San Diego because the people are better there. Dr.S

They appear to be flawless ones

  • Permalink happy holidays I was fighting with my girlfriend the other night about her saggers. She says these are no way perfect and I said they are a 1000 times better than hers. Am I right? Flawless or not? Your girlfriend is so wrong. Dr.S ">Gallery

    They appear to be flawless ones

I was fighting with my girlfriend the other night about her saggers. She says these are no way perfect and I said they are a 1000 times better than hers. Am I right? Flawless or not?

Your girlfriend is so wrong. Dr.S

I bought her a puppy for being clean and sober for 6 months

  • Permalink puppy Meet Dizzy our new puppy. My girlfriend has been sober for 6 months and for that reason I went out and got her a puppy to get her mind off things. How much was that dog in the window? It didn't matter. I am so proud of her. She kicked the booze, the pills, the blow, all of it Dr.S. I never thought she could but she did and she's like a different person now and she's much better! So not everything is doom and gloom. People can change despite what you think! And no LMAO her kitty doesn't stink. I'm relieved that her kitty passes the sniff test. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I bought her a puppy for being clean and sober for 6 months

Meet Dizzy our new puppy. My girlfriend has been sober for 6 months and for that reason I went out and got her a puppy to get her mind off things. How much was that dog in the window? It didn’t matter. I am so proud of her. She kicked the booze, the pills, the blow, all of it Dr.S. I never thought she could but she did and she’s like a different person now and she’s much better! So not everything is doom and gloom. People can change despite what you think! And no LMAO her kitty doesn’t stink.

I’m relieved that her kitty passes the sniff test. Dr.S

My slam pig only lasted one week with her New Year’s diet

  • Permalink corn dogs I came to break the bad news. This slam pig that I met on POF has officially broken her diet and has gone back to soda and burgers and you name it. Recently she even started taking down corn dogs like potato chips. Never seen a girl eat a corn dog that fast well then again I am not as fat as her so I kind of get it. Just sad but the best I can do for now actually. Keep your head up and hopefully things will improve. Dr.S ">Gallery

    My slam pig only lasted one week with her New Year’s diet

I came to break the bad news. This slam pig that I met on POF has officially broken her diet and has gone back to soda and burgers and you name it. Recently she even started taking down corn dogs like potato chips. Never seen a girl eat a corn dog that fast well then again I am not as fat as her so I kind of get it. Just sad but the best I can do for now actually.

Keep your head up and hopefully things will improve. Dr.S

She took it in the balloon knot during the storm Juno

  • Permalink news Dr.S we are getting hit pretty hard here in Boston. I am in Southie holed up here with my girlfriend because as you know everything is basically shut down. Well last night we had a bunch of drinks and she was feeling frisky I think because of cabin fever and I hit her in the shitter for the first time. No lube at all and she was the one who said to try it! Wherever you are I hope you and your family are safe! I guess storm Juno was not a complete disaster then. Dr.S ">Gallery

    She took it in the balloon knot during the storm Juno

Dr.S we are getting hit pretty hard here in Boston. I am in Southie holed up here with my girlfriend because as you know everything is basically shut down. Well last night we had a bunch of drinks and she was feeling frisky I think because of cabin fever and I hit her in the shitter for the first time. No lube at all and she was the one who said to try it! Wherever you are I hope you and your family are safe!

I guess storm Juno was not a complete disaster then. Dr.S

I’m broke and got offered a job to do web cam

  • Permalink money Dr.S I am broke as a joke and don't rely on guys like my girlfriends do to pay bills. Was a waitress for months and worked in retail but still can't make ends meet here in Cali. I met a guy at a bar and he said he could get me into web cam stuff. Said I could make up to $500 a day just showing my body and maybe even touching myself a little. I don't know what my parents would think if they found out because I have been a good girl all my life but it's tough out there. Should I take the plunge or try to find honest work? I would network harder before going down that dark path. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I’m broke and got offered a job to do web cam

Dr.S I am broke as a joke and don’t rely on guys like my girlfriends do to pay bills. Was a waitress for months and worked in retail but still can’t make ends meet here in Cali. I met a guy at a bar and he said he could get me into web cam stuff. Said I could make up to $500 a day just showing my body and maybe even touching myself a little. I don’t know what my parents would think if they found out because I have been a good girl all my life but it’s tough out there. Should I take the plunge or try to find honest work?

I would network harder before going down that dark path. Dr.S

I read her diary and it was horrific what I discovered

  • Permalink diary I found my girlfriend's diary hiding at the bottom of her desk drawer. She's 24 years old and she has been writing in it since 2009. What I found was horrific. All she talks about is her different boyfriends she dated in that time and how she wants to change them and stuff. The worst part was she talked about dicks sizes a lot and I'm on the very last page which she says he is very average at best but has a great heart. I am just shocked and don't know if I should confront her or let it go. I would confront her about it and your snooping tendencies. Dr.S">Gallery

    I read her diary and it was horrific what I discovered

I found my girlfriend’s diary hiding at the bottom of her desk drawer. She’s 24 years old and she has been writing in it since 2009. What I found was horrific. All she talks about is her different boyfriends she dated in that time and how she wants to change them and stuff. The worst part was she talked about dicks sizes a lot and I’m on the very last page which she says he is very average at best but has a great heart. I am just shocked and don’t know if I should confront her or let it go.

I would confront her about it and your snooping tendencies. Dr.S

She’s fat and still has a CD collection

  • Permalink cd Hello just wondering if it's acceptable for a fat chick to keep a CD collection in 2015. I have a friend who is fat and who has a major issue with keeping her CDs. Who does that? She's obviously off the grid in many ways. Dr.S">Gallery

    She’s fat and still has a CD collection

Hello just wondering if it’s acceptable for a fat chick to keep a CD collection in 2015. I have a friend who is fat and who has a major issue with keeping her CDs. Who does that?

She’s obviously off the grid in many ways. Dr.S

Here are some flawless ones to enjoy responsibly

  • Permalink flawless Got some flawless ones here Dr.S. Enjoy them responsibly. No idea who she is but really don't care because a solid 10 + in my book. Agreed. Dr.S ">Gallery

    Here are some flawless ones to enjoy responsibly

Got some flawless ones here Dr.S. Enjoy them responsibly. No idea who she is but really don’t care because a solid 10 + in my book.

Agreed. Dr.S

There’s a hot chick who doesn’t wash her hands after she poos

  • Permalink dial Dr.S I go to college here in Florida and live in a dorm. Well there is this pretty girl who always takes these giant dumps in the morning and when I am brushing my teeth in the morning she has come out of the stall a few times and I notice she doesn't even wash her hands afterwards. One day I was like "Do you ever wash your hands after?" She answered me she's hot and she has fairy dust poo so it doesn't matter anyways. Now the entire floor knows who she is and we have reported her to the RA for improper hygiene. I'm glad the stench didn't make you faint. Dr.S ">Gallery

    There’s a hot chick who doesn’t wash her hands after she poos

Dr.S I go to college here in Florida and live in a dorm. Well there is this pretty girl who always takes these giant dumps in the morning and when I am brushing my teeth in the morning she has come out of the stall a few times and I notice she doesn’t even wash her hands afterwards. One day I was like “Do you ever wash your hands after?” She answered me she’s hot and she has fairy dust poo so it doesn’t matter anyways. Now the entire floor knows who she is and we have reported her to the RA for improper hygiene.

I’m glad the stench didn’t make you faint. Dr.S

She robbed me of my soul then forgot to flush

  • Permalink fan I stare here looking up at the ceiling. She broke up with me because I guess she found someone better at work and I have no idea who it is. Well she robbed me of my soul because I really loved her but now it's over for good. Worst part about it is that night when she broke the news to me she left a turd in the toilet bowl I guess because she was so nervous and forgot to flush. I will move on but it will take me months for sure Dr.S from this one. Crazy how turds leave such a lasting memory. Dr.S ">Gallery

    She robbed me of my soul then forgot to flush

I stare here looking up at the ceiling. She broke up with me because I guess she found someone better at work and I have no idea who it is. Well she robbed me of my soul because I really loved her but now it’s over for good. Worst part about it is that night when she broke the news to me she left a turd in the toilet bowl I guess because she was so nervous and forgot to flush. I will move on but it will take me months for sure Dr.S from this one.

Crazy how turds leave such a lasting memory. Dr.S

She claimed they were flawless but they were not

  • Permalink flawlessjpg This girl I've known for a long time is in love with her boobs. Always tells me how flawless they are and well I got a chance to see them and they are far from flawless. They kind of just hang there and there is extra meat also on them which is not cool with me. Please knock her down a few notches Dr.S so she knows her true worth. Kind of blobbish looking in a Walmart bra to boot. Dr.S ">Gallery

    She claimed they were flawless but they were not

This girl I’ve known for a long time is in love with her boobs. Always tells me how flawless they are and well I got a chance to see them and they are far from flawless. They kind of just hang there and there is extra meat also on them which is not cool with me. Please knock her down a few notches Dr.S so she knows her true worth.

Kind of blobbish looking in a Walmart bra to boot. Dr.S

She covers her drink when she goes to the bathroom

  • Permalink cover I have a girlfriend who puts a cover on her drink when she goes to the bathroom at the bar or the club. I tell her she is being paranoid and that no one will slip anything dumb inside of it. I told her those days are basically over but she says there are sickos out there who would probably want to get inside of her without her knowing it. Can you knock some sense into her Dr.S once and for all? She sounds like she has a good head on her shoulders. Dr.S ">Gallery

    She covers her drink when she goes to the bathroom

I have a girlfriend who puts a cover on her drink when she goes to the bathroom at the bar or the club. I tell her she is being paranoid and that no one will slip anything dumb inside of it. I told her those days are basically over but she says there are sickos out there who would probably want to get inside of her without her knowing it. Can you knock some sense into her Dr.S once and for all?

She sounds like she has a good head on her shoulders. Dr.S

Should I be concerned he is roller blading?

  • Permalink rollerblade Hello Dr.S I am a girl living outside Atlanta. I am easy on the eyes from what I have been told. I have been seeing this guy for a couple of months and things are going pretty good. Only thing that is making wonder something is that he spends a lot of time roller blading at the park. Should I be worrying? My friends are saying only gay guys get on roller blades. I used to play street hockey on roller blades so it's fine. Dr.S">Gallery

    Should I be concerned he is roller blading?

Hello Dr.S I am a girl living outside Atlanta. I am easy on the eyes from what I have been told. I have been seeing this guy for a couple of months and things are going pretty good. Only thing that is making wonder something is that he spends a lot of time roller blading at the park. Should I be worrying? My friends are saying only gay guys get on roller blades.

I used to play street hockey on roller blades so it’s fine. Dr.S

Please show my ex wife’s saggers to the world

  • Permalink saggers I want you to expose my ex wife's saggers to the world. This is what happens when your wife pushes past 35. It ain't so pretty as much as she would you like to think it is. Consider her exposed then. Dr.S">Gallery

    Please show my ex wife’s saggers to the world

I want you to expose my ex wife’s saggers to the world. This is what happens when your wife pushes past 35. It ain’t so pretty as much as she would you like to think it is.

Consider her exposed then. Dr.S

My sugar daddy is the best and everyone is jealous

  • Permalink argentina Hola from Argentina! I have had a sugar daddy for 2 years now and he's awesome. He takes me everywhere and he made a fortune and retired at 44. All my girlfriends are jelly back home that I get to go all over the world with him and see things they would never see. Well it's because I was born beautiful and they weren't and sometimes they are nasty to me for no good reason. Typical jealous bitches who can't enjoy my view. muah xoxo As long as you are happy who cares. Dr.S ">Gallery

    My sugar daddy is the best and everyone is jealous

Hola from Argentina! I have had a sugar daddy for 2 years now and he’s awesome. He takes me everywhere and he made a fortune and retired at 44. All my girlfriends are jelly back home that I get to go all over the world with him and see things they would never see. Well it’s because I was born beautiful and they weren’t and sometimes they are nasty to me for no good reason. Typical jealous bitches who can’t enjoy my view. muah xoxo

As long as you are happy who cares. Dr.S

I’m a divorced loser so it’s dinner for one

  • Permalink steakjpg Hello Dr.S. I am a divorced loser living in the midwest and this is dinner for one. Rather not say my location but I have been divorced for 2 years and have 2 small kids. The only good thing I have going is that I have a solid job and if I didn't I probably would go to the Golden Gate bridge and jump off of it. I have a hard time meeting women because I am 30 and already have some big baggage. The other night this pretty chick at the bar said I was on the DL and I didn't know what she meant but she clarified and said it's called a Divorced Loser. Have you ever heard of it? DL seems harsh but some hot chicks are soulless. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I’m a divorced loser so it’s dinner for one

Hello Dr.S. I am a divorced loser living in the midwest and this is dinner for one. Rather not say my location but I have been divorced for 2 years and have 2 small kids. The only good thing I have going is that I have a solid job and if I didn’t I probably would go to the Golden Gate bridge and jump off of it. I have a hard time meeting women because I am 30 and already have some big baggage. The other night this pretty chick at the bar said I was on the DL and I didn’t know what she meant but she clarified and said it’s called a Divorced Loser. Have you ever heard of it?

DL seems harsh but some hot chicks are soulless. Dr.S