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I’m a nipple snob because I don’t put up with big silver dollar ones

  • Permalink nipples Love the site. Laugh my ass off every day at work! You can call me a nipple snob and I'll tell you why. I won't date a chick with big nipples. I mean don't get me wrong I would bang the crap out of a chick with big nips but not date them. I like girls with nipples the size of dimes and no bigger than a Quarter. My friends think I'm nuts but I like what I like just like hot chicks usually go for tall dudes with all their hair. Am I right? Preach it son. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I’m a nipple snob because I don’t put up with big silver dollar ones

Love the site. Laugh my ass off every day at work! You can call me a nipple snob and I’ll tell you why. I won’t date a chick with big nipples. I mean don’t get me wrong I would bang the crap out of a chick with big nips but not date them. I like girls with nipples the size of dimes and no bigger than a Quarter. My friends think I’m nuts but I like what I like just like hot chicks usually go for tall dudes with all their hair. Am I right?

Preach it son. Dr.S

She peed with the door open but then I heard a turd fall in

  • Permalink lsd Dr.S I have been seeing this little smoke show here in Boston from BC. Anyways whenever she stays over she always pees with the door open which is fine and I get used to hearing the trickle. Well the other night she was peeing and then it stopped and I heard a thud like a piece of crap hitting the bowl hard. I was like what was that and she was like sorry it slipped out. I haven't been normal since that incident. Kind of creeped me out and when I confronted her about it she was like even hot girls poop. Am I over thinking this or what? At least it explains the tremor I felt a few days ago walking to catch the bus. Dr.S ">Gallery

    She peed with the door open but then I heard a turd fall in

Dr.S I have been seeing this little smoke show here in Boston from BC. Anyways whenever she stays over she always pees with the door open which is fine and I get used to hearing the trickle. Well the other night she was peeing and then it stopped and I heard a thud like a piece of crap hitting the bowl hard. I was like what was that and she was like sorry it slipped out. I haven’t been normal since that incident. Kind of creeped me out and when I confronted her about it she was like even hot girls poop. Am I over thinking this or what?

At least it explains the tremor I felt a few days ago walking to catch the bus. Dr.S

Should I be concerned my fiance did a rapid fire gang bang in college?

  • Permalink sink I am supposed to get married in April. I just found out from a friend of a friend that my fiance did a gang bang back back in college when she was in school at FSU. I don't know how I feel about this but I have been losing sleep over it. It happened probably around 9 years ago but still. When I asked her how many she said it was with like 5 guys from a frat. Should I break off the wedding? Part of me says to call it off. They ran a locomotive on your future wife so I wouldn't commit. Dr.S">Gallery

    Should I be concerned my fiance did a rapid fire gang bang in college?

I am supposed to get married in April. I just found out from a friend of a friend that my fiance did a gang bang back back in college when she was in school at FSU. I don’t know how I feel about this but I have been losing sleep over it. It happened probably around 9 years ago but still. When I asked her how many she said it was with like 5 guys from a frat. Should I break off the wedding? Part of me says to call it off.

They ran a locomotive on your future wife so I wouldn’t commit. Dr.S

She had a sensitive hemorrhoid but I pressed my luck

  • Permalink boobs This is kind of disgusting but here it goes and yeah we met on Tinder. She even told me she had a sensitive hemorrhoid back there and was like EXIT ONLY and I kept telling her just to try it and even had some lube and she finally caved it and well it backfired. I pressed my luck and it was a bloody mess back there like a tomato exploded. I haven't been right in the head since and even have been screwing up at work also because of it. I guess that's what I get for being over zealous. Sounds like blood under the bridge so just let it go already. Dr.S ">Gallery

    She had a sensitive hemorrhoid but I pressed my luck

This is kind of disgusting but here it goes and yeah we met on Tinder. She even told me she had a sensitive hemorrhoid back there and was like EXIT ONLY and I kept telling her just to try it and even had some lube and she finally caved it and well it backfired. I pressed my luck and it was a bloody mess back there like a tomato exploded. I haven’t been right in the head since and even have been screwing up at work also because of it. I guess that’s what I get for being over zealous.

Sounds like blood under the bridge so just let it go already. Dr.S

My boyfriend got nailed for a second DUI while cheating on me

  • Permalink dui Well my bf got caught again and this time he was peeling away from this ho's place and ran a red light so got his 2nd DUI in a span of 5 months. The ho he was cheating with was one of my friends and now obviously things are too ratchet for words. She told me they had been having sex for almost a month while he was with me and not using any protection with either of us and she was taking it in the pooper also from what she said. Why are guys all scum bags? Can you tell me? I am not going to submit his picture because I still have feelings for him believe it or not. You are a chump. Dr.S ">Gallery

    My boyfriend got nailed for a second DUI while cheating on me

Well my bf got caught again and this time he was peeling away from this ho’s place and ran a red light so got his 2nd DUI in a span of 5 months. The ho he was cheating with was one of my friends and now obviously things are too ratchet for words. She told me they had been having sex for almost a month while he was with me and not using any protection with either of us and she was taking it in the pooper also from what she said. Why are guys all scum bags? Can you tell me? I am not going to submit his picture because I still have feelings for him believe it or not.

You are a chump. Dr.S

Can you still be a hot chick if you weigh 160 lbs?

  • Permalink fat I have a friend who claims she is a "hot chick." I told her that if you weigh 160 and are only 5'3" there is no way you can consider yourself one. Am I way off base or on point with this one? She's one of those chicks who thinks her stuff don't stink by the way. I am only friends with her so I can try to weasel myself into her circle and bang some of her friends. That's really the only reason. I weigh 170 so I really doubt it. Dr.S ">Gallery

    Can you still be a hot chick if you weigh 160 lbs?

I have a friend who claims she is a “hot chick.” I told her that if you weigh 160 and are only 5’3″ there is no way you can consider yourself one. Am I way off base or on point with this one? She’s one of those chicks who thinks her stuff don’t stink by the way. I am only friends with her so I can try to weasel myself into her circle and bang some of her friends. That’s really the only reason.

I weigh 170 so I really doubt it. Dr.S

I need to know if these cheeks are flawless asap

  • Permalink Screen-Shottttt-2014-11-18-at-3.28.50-PM Please tell me if these cheeks are flawless. I don't have time to wait so ASAP would be nice if you aren't too busy with other idiots writing you about their girlfriend's rotten ax wounds. Yes they are. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I need to know if these cheeks are flawless asap

Please tell me if these cheeks are flawless. I don’t have time to wait so ASAP would be nice if you aren’t too busy with other idiots writing you about their girlfriend’s rotten ax wounds.

Yes they are. Dr.S

Sniff tests save lives like you say

  • Permalink lick Dr.S you were right about sniff tests. I started doing them. If a chick has a nasty stinky clam canal there is no point in sticking it in there. You are basically asking for trouble. So the last 3 girls I met on Tinder I did a sniff test and it was kind of ratchet and I just got dressed and went on my way and then blocked them. Thank you for all you do. My pecker thanks you also. No problem. Dr.S">Gallery

    Sniff tests save lives like you say

Dr.S you were right about sniff tests. I started doing them. If a chick has a nasty stinky clam canal there is no point in sticking it in there. You are basically asking for trouble. So the last 3 girls I met on Tinder I did a sniff test and it was kind of ratchet and I just got dressed and went on my way and then blocked them. Thank you for all you do. My pecker thanks you also.

No problem. Dr.S

If my wife looked like this I would buy her a brand new BMW

  • Permalink hottie_n My wife and I get into arguments all the time like all marriages. We are both in our mid 30s now and I flat out came out and said if she could look like this I would definitely buy her the 2015 BMW that she keeps looking at online. The only thing is my wife looks no where near this and I'm sure you know once ladies have kids their stuff starts sagging and that's what I am coping with. No amount of work in the gym will get her looking like this little dime piece. Anyway that's my story and I'm sticking to it. The opened umbrella in the background throws a wrench into it all. Dr.S ">Gallery

    If my wife looked like this I would buy her a brand new BMW

My wife and I get into arguments all the time like all marriages. We are both in our mid 30s now and I flat out came out and said if she could look like this I would definitely buy her the 2015 BMW that she keeps looking at online. The only thing is my wife looks no where near this and I’m sure you know once ladies have kids their stuff starts sagging and that’s what I am coping with. No amount of work in the gym will get her looking like this little dime piece. Anyway that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

The opened umbrella in the background throws a wrench into it all. Dr.S

I have the last minute jitters now that she told me her magic number

  • Permalink ebola This chick I met online told me she's been with over 30 dudes and she's cute. She's only 27 and said she is DTF and wants me to meet her out tomorrow for a few drinks then go back to her place. I am kind of getting the last minute jitters about pounding the crap out of her. Do you think 30 is a lot at her age or not? I don't want to end up with a STD or Ebola at this point in my life. I already have a DUI by the way. Trust your gut if you think the odor might be too rank. Dr.S">Gallery

    I have the last minute jitters now that she told me her magic number

This chick I met online told me she’s been with over 30 dudes and she’s cute. She’s only 27 and said she is DTF and wants me to meet her out tomorrow for a few drinks then go back to her place. I am kind of getting the last minute jitters about pounding the crap out of her. Do you think 30 is a lot at her age or not? I don’t want to end up with a STD or Ebola at this point in my life. I already have a DUI by the way.

Trust your gut if you think the odor might be too rank. Dr.S

She’s a hot vegan but it kind of stinks down south

  • Permalink vegan Dr.S do certain foods affect the smell of an axe wound? Just wondering. I have been smashing this smoking hot vegan and sometimes her box has this funky odor. Look-I am far from a vegan she is accepting of my lifestyle. I only put up with the stench because she's hot. If she wasn't hot I would have bounced out a long time ago. I am not a real doctor so I don't know for sure. Dr.S">Gallery

    She’s a hot vegan but it kind of stinks down south

Dr.S do certain foods affect the smell of an axe wound? Just wondering. I have been smashing this smoking hot vegan and sometimes her box has this funky odor. Look-I am far from a vegan she is accepting of my lifestyle. I only put up with the stench because she’s hot. If she wasn’t hot I would have bounced out a long time ago.

I am not a real doctor so I don’t know for sure. Dr.S

At what age should a guy be off the party train?

  • Permalink partyyy Is there a cut off age for dudes who party? I always have guys hit on me who are almost 40 or like already in their 40s. Ewww so gross considering I am 23. I think the cut off age should be at 30. If you are still out chasing my kitty past then you definitely won't get it. Just a heads up to all old dudes who are trying to relive their younger days. Get lost and thanks. xoxo That's very aggressive but I like it. Dr.S ">Gallery

    At what age should a guy be off the party train?

Is there a cut off age for dudes who party? I always have guys hit on me who are almost 40 or like already in their 40s. Ewww so gross considering I am 23. I think the cut off age should be at 30. If you are still out chasing my kitty past then you definitely won’t get it. Just a heads up to all old dudes who are trying to relive their younger days. Get lost and thanks. xoxo

That’s very aggressive but I like it. Dr.S

My girlfriend annoys me 90% of the time she flaps her jaw

  • Permalink 90jpg I don't know what to do really. I've been dating her for almost 4 months now and basically 90% of the things she says annoy the living crap out of me and the 10% of things that don't annoy me still get on my nerves and really the only reason that I stick around is because I know it will be harder to get a new girl. She's a solid 8 and usually I date well below 8 so she's kind of out of my league but I think she is using me for my place and my BMW and nice meals and shopping and all that stuff chicks like to take advantage of. I mean if she was not pretty I would have kicked her to the curb a long time ago. I know there are many guys like me out there in the same situation so I know I am not alone on this. How long should I let it go on? It's easier to get a new job when you already have a job. Dr.S ">Gallery

    My girlfriend annoys me 90% of the time she flaps her jaw

I don’t know what to do really. I’ve been dating her for almost 4 months now and basically 90% of the things she says annoy the living crap out of me and the 10% of things that don’t annoy me still get on my nerves and really the only reason that I stick around is because I know it will be harder to get a new girl. She’s a solid 8 and usually I date well below 8 so she’s kind of out of my league but I think she is using me for my place and my BMW and nice meals and shopping and all that stuff chicks like to take advantage of. I mean if she was not pretty I would have kicked her to the curb a long time ago. I know there are many guys like me out there in the same situation so I know I am not alone on this. How long should I let it go on?

It’s easier to get a new job when you already have a job. Dr.S

Would you take her out to Applebee’s and pick up the check?

  • Permalink butt Dr.S need to know if you would take her out to Applebee's and pay for the meal. I definitely WOULD. Just curious. My friend said her cheeks are way too muscular and I told him if he thought that he should definitely play for the other team by now. I would pick up the check but ask her for a few bucks for the tip. Dr.S">Gallery

    Would you take her out to Applebee’s and pick up the check?

Dr.S need to know if you would take her out to Applebee’s and pay for the meal. I definitely WOULD. Just curious. My friend said her cheeks are way too muscular and I told him if he thought that he should definitely play for the other team by now.

I would pick up the check but ask her for a few bucks for the tip. Dr.S

I found a crap filled stinky diaper behind this couch

  • Permalink diaper This girl I have been seeing said her apartment was stinking and she couldn't find out why so I went over to root around. I went through everything and finally landed on it when I moved the couch. I guess when she had a few friends over last week and a couple of them brought their babies. I don't know why you would change a baby then stuff a diaper behind your friend's couch. Who does that? That's what one of her friends did and left a gift that kept on giving I guess. Next time let's see the pic of the crusty diaper to verify the source. Dr.S">Gallery

    I found a crap filled stinky diaper behind this couch

This girl I have been seeing said her apartment was stinking and she couldn’t find out why so I went over to root around. I went through everything and finally landed on it when I moved the couch. I guess when she had a few friends over last week and a couple of them brought their babies. I don’t know why you would change a baby then stuff a diaper behind your friend’s couch. Who does that? That’s what one of her friends did and left a gift that kept on giving I guess.

Next time let’s see the pic of the crusty diaper to verify the source. Dr.S

Is it possible for an average looking chick to have a sugar daddy?

  • Permalink party Hi Dr.S. I am an average looking girl with some meat on my bones and am 24 years old. I am interested in having a sugar daddy but before I put myself out there I wanted to get your opinion. I don't look anything like this girl not even close by the way. Do I have a shot at all those trips and shopping and cars and stuff or am I reaching for the stars? I wouldn't waste your sweet time. Dr.S ">Gallery

    Is it possible for an average looking chick to have a sugar daddy?

Hi Dr.S. I am an average looking girl with some meat on my bones and am 24 years old. I am interested in having a sugar daddy but before I put myself out there I wanted to get your opinion. I don’t look anything like this girl not even close by the way. Do I have a shot at all those trips and shopping and cars and stuff or am I reaching for the stars?

I wouldn’t waste your sweet time. Dr.S

I ended up crapping my pants on my first date

  • Permalink mexican I picked up a girl in Denver and drove about 30 minutes out of town and we had dinner at a nice Mexican place. Well on the way back to the city I had these huge rumbles in my stomach and just couldn't control it and gave her warning-saying I am about to crap them. She was like huh??? And then I just let loose and it was a sloppy mess and she rolled down the window even tho it was like 18 degrees and she was like yelling "Oh my god you stink so bad" and I was like yeah I know baby I crapped em. Have you ever crapped them? I think every guy has. Yes two times. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I ended up crapping my pants on my first date

I picked up a girl in Denver and drove about 30 minutes out of town and we had dinner at a nice Mexican place. Well on the way back to the city I had these huge rumbles in my stomach and just couldn’t control it and gave her warning-saying I am about to crap them. She was like huh??? And then I just let loose and it was a sloppy mess and she rolled down the window even tho it was like 18 degrees and she was like yelling “Oh my god you stink so bad” and I was like yeah I know baby I crapped em. Have you ever crapped them? I think every guy has.

Yes two times. Dr.S

Some guys will do anything for a hot chick

  • Permalink farterr-2014-11-15-at-3.19.47-PM-480x241 This just goes to prove your theory how dumb guys are. What moron goes the length to chase a hot chick's air biscuit? Well this guy does. Pathetic but not surprised. Dr.S">Gallery

    Some guys will do anything for a hot chick

This just goes to prove your theory how dumb guys are. What moron goes the length to chase a hot chick’s air biscuit? Well this guy does.

Pathetic but not surprised. Dr.S

I’m a serial whacker in airport bathrooms

  • Permalink soap I whack it in airport bathrooms all the time. I travel a lot for work and the only way to relieve my anxiety is to whack it pre flight and sometimes after I land. I know it sounds disgusting but I have been doing it for at least 3 years now and can't stop. I have no shame and will not get help for my behavior. The TSA will need to be notified. Dr.S">Gallery

    I’m a serial whacker in airport bathrooms

I whack it in airport bathrooms all the time. I travel a lot for work and the only way to relieve my anxiety is to whack it pre flight and sometimes after I land. I know it sounds disgusting but I have been doing it for at least 3 years now and can’t stop. I have no shame and will not get help for my behavior.

The TSA will need to be notified. Dr.S

My friend humped this poor cactus when he was on Molly

  • Permalink cactus My friend ended up in the ER Friday night here in AZ. We found him outside thrusting himself into this poor cactus near my house. He was screaming after a few pumps then fell backwards and was lying on the street holding onto his leg and nuts. Most of the prickers ended up in his leg because of the sloppy way he was banging it. He got lucky. Only a couple got lodged near his nut sack come to find out. And by the way this was the 2nd time he has used Molly so I'm not sure he will roll again with us before we go clubbing. Molly has ruined America for the most part. Dr.S">Gallery

    My friend humped this poor cactus when he was on Molly

My friend ended up in the ER Friday night here in AZ. We found him outside thrusting himself into this poor cactus near my house. He was screaming after a few pumps then fell backwards and was lying on the street holding onto his leg and nuts. Most of the prickers ended up in his leg because of the sloppy way he was banging it. He got lucky. Only a couple got lodged near his nut sack come to find out. And by the way this was the 2nd time he has used Molly so I’m not sure he will roll again with us before we go clubbing.

Molly has ruined America for the most part. Dr.S

Please tell me if her hand is too masculine for planet earth

  • Permalink butt-2014-10-14-22-17-53-480x478 Dr.S my friend might a gay person. He was making fun of her hand when I showed him this pic of this fine booty. He kept saying it was too masculine for him and he would probably pass. Is he gay or is he just trying to get under my skin? I find nothing bad going on here. She looks to be firing on all cylinders. Dr.S ">Gallery

    Please tell me if her hand is too masculine for planet earth

Dr.S my friend might a gay person. He was making fun of her hand when I showed him this pic of this fine booty. He kept saying it was too masculine for him and he would probably pass. Is he gay or is he just trying to get under my skin? I find nothing bad going on here.

She looks to be firing on all cylinders. Dr.S