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She went over his house on the second date and had roaring butt sex

  • Permalink movie20150528_091722_907 Please expose a good girlfriend of mine. I am a dude by the way. I told her she is a complete fucking idiot. This guy she met who apparently she is very into a few weeks ago here in Austin invited her over his place for a 2nd date. Well I told her not to sleep with him and he would respect her more if she didn't give it up so easily. Well I guess they blazed and watched a movie and one thing led to another and she confessed that she took it in the dumper also. She said she can't remember the last time she did anal but she liked it. Well a few days passed and the dude had never even texted her or called or nothing. She is devastated. It's obvious my girlfriend is out of this dude's league anyway so it's just your typical case of a average looking girl chasing a hot dude hoping he will tie her down. Ladies don't spread your butt cheeks until you know it's something real. Dr.S ">Gallery

    She went over his house on the second date and had roaring butt sex

Please expose a good girlfriend of mine. I am a dude by the way. I told her she is a complete fucking idiot. This guy she met who apparently she is very into a few weeks ago here in Austin invited her over his place for a 2nd date. Well I told her not to sleep with him and he would respect her more if she didn’t give it up so easily. Well I guess they blazed and watched a movie and one thing led to another and she confessed that she took it in the dumper also. She said she can’t remember the last time she did anal but she liked it. Well a few days passed and the dude had never even texted her or called or nothing. She is devastated. It’s obvious my girlfriend is out of this dude’s league anyway so it’s just your typical case of a average looking girl chasing a hot dude hoping he will tie her down.

Ladies don’t spread your butt cheeks until you know it’s something real. Dr.S

My boyfriend never cleans his crap stains off the toilet bowl and it’s ok

  • Permalink jack_20150527_191838_094 I will be the first to admit that I have a hot boyfriend. We have been together almost 6 months. The sex is great and all and he is a good guy all around. But ever since he started staying over my place during the week some nights he will always poop in my toilet and never ever clean the bowl properly. I am always like "ewwwww" after I go in the bathroom after his poops and yes the odor is nasty also. And he would say well if you are so disgusted why don't you just clean it yourself (which I did with the brush on the floor). Dr.S if he was an ugly man he would never get away with what he does to my toilet leaving these nasty crap streaks on the sides. You are soooooooooooo right. Hot guys and hot chicks get away with anything based on looks these days. I guess I am guilty also of accepting this un gentleman like behavior because of his appearance. You must be pretty average to accept his vile tendencies. Dr.S ">Gallery

    My boyfriend never cleans his crap stains off the toilet bowl and it’s ok

I will be the first to admit that I have a hot boyfriend. We have been together almost 6 months. The sex is great and all and he is a good guy all around. But ever since he started staying over my place during the week some nights he will always poop in my toilet and never ever clean the bowl properly. I am always like “ewwwww” after I go in the bathroom after his poops and yes the odor is nasty also. And he would say well if you are so disgusted why don’t you just clean it yourself (which I did with the brush on the floor). Dr.S if he was an ugly man he would never get away with what he does to my toilet leaving these nasty crap streaks on the sides. You are soooooooooooo right. Hot guys and hot chicks get away with anything based on looks these days. I guess I am guilty also of accepting this un gentleman like behavior because of his appearance.

You must be pretty average to accept his vile tendencies. Dr.S

Should I tell my buddy that she had vagina tightening surgery?

  • Permalink women20150522_201125_545 My buddy has a new girlfriend and he's pretty new to town. We both live here in Kansas City. Everyone knows what a slut his girlfriend was back in the day. She is now 29. Well I heard from a source that a few months ago she went under the knife to have her kitty tightened up. I mean I can understand why. The stories I heard was that she was a girl who really loved to get pounded and I mean jumping from guy to guy. My buddy has no idea because he's only been here a year or so. Should I tell him that his girlfriend elected to tighten up down in her clam canal or just let it go? I don't typically spill the beans but he is a good guy so he deserves to know the truth. I would spill the beans to save this deceived bastard's soul already. Dr.S">Gallery

    Should I tell my buddy that she had vagina tightening surgery?

My buddy has a new girlfriend and he’s pretty new to town. We both live here in Kansas City. Everyone knows what a slut his girlfriend was back in the day. She is now 29. Well I heard from a source that a few months ago she went under the knife to have her kitty tightened up. I mean I can understand why. The stories I heard was that she was a girl who really loved to get pounded and I mean jumping from guy to guy. My buddy has no idea because he’s only been here a year or so. Should I tell him that his girlfriend elected to tighten up down in her clam canal or just let it go? I don’t typically spill the beans but he is a good guy so he deserves to know the truth.

I would spill the beans to save this deceived bastard’s soul already. Dr.S

I have the last minute jitters about getting married to my fiance

  • Permalink rings20150526_102526_570 I have the last minute jitters. We have been together for almost 4 years and in June we are going to tie the knot here in Hermosa Beach. I don't know how to explain it but I had this strange dream a month ago where I found my fiance cheating on me again and again. And every time I confronted him he would just laugh so hard saying that he would never do such a thing then try to have anal sex with me and usually I caved in and we would do it. All I can say is that something doesn't feel right and I can't put my finger on it. I have always trusted my intuition before so I am having a hard time rejecting what I am feeling. Should I call it off or just go ahead with the wedding? You sound like you aren't quite ready to walk this stupid plank. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I have the last minute jitters about getting married to my fiance

I have the last minute jitters. We have been together for almost 4 years and in June we are going to tie the knot here in Hermosa Beach. I don’t know how to explain it but I had this strange dream a month ago where I found my fiance cheating on me again and again. And every time I confronted him he would just laugh so hard saying that he would never do such a thing then try to have anal sex with me and usually I caved in and we would do it. All I can say is that something doesn’t feel right and I can’t put my finger on it. I have always trusted my intuition before so I am having a hard time rejecting what I am feeling. Should I call it off or just go ahead with the wedding?

You sound like you aren’t quite ready to walk this stupid plank. Dr.S

Will having a kid with her ruin her amazing body forever?

  • Permalink farts1_ Dr.S need some solid advice. She wants two kids. I can afford kids because I have a decent job. I am 34 and she is 26. This is her ass. And I honestly don't care if the world sees it because even my best friends are jealous of it. Only one of us is lucky enough to hit it and that's me. I count my blessings every day. I keep telling her if she has kids her banging body will turn into mush after the kids pop out of her ax wound. Am I right? How hard is it for a banging body to return to its original form after delivering a couple of babies? Don't get me wrong I do want kids some day but I don't want her to end up a fat slob with a giant ass. If she works hard afterwards she will have no need for mom jeans. Dr.S ">Gallery

    Will having a kid with her ruin her amazing body forever?

Dr.S need some solid advice. She wants two kids. I can afford kids because I have a decent job. I am 34 and she is 26. This is her ass. And I honestly don’t care if the world sees it because even my best friends are jealous of it. Only one of us is lucky enough to hit it and that’s me. I count my blessings every day. I keep telling her if she has kids her banging body will turn into mush after the kids pop out of her ax wound. Am I right? How hard is it for a banging body to return to its original form after delivering a couple of babies? Don’t get me wrong I do want kids some day but I don’t want her to end up a fat slob with a giant ass.

If she works hard afterwards she will have no need for mom jeans. Dr.S

His jealous friend rubbed his nasty balls on my pretty flowers

  • Permalink flowers20150524_093504_634-1 I'm a hot chick and fan of the stinky. Very hilarious. Just wanted to give my 2 cents. My boyfriend decided to give me flowers because I was having a rough time at work. I don't want to get into it. Well come to find out he had put the flowers in a nice vase at his place and his good friend (who tried so long to get into my pants but NEVER was going to happen) told my boyfriend that when he went in the shower he took the flowers from the vase and dropped his pants then proceeded to rub my flowers on his balls and kept it a secret until I got them. He then told my boyfriend about it when he was drunk and my boyfriend punched him in the face outside a bar and needless to say they aren't friends because of this entire ball rubbing incident. And yes my apartment has a musty smell that I can now identify. The stench of a loser's must be too overwhelming for words. Dr.S ">Gallery

    His jealous friend rubbed his nasty balls on my pretty flowers

I’m a hot chick and fan of the stinky. Very hilarious. Just wanted to give my 2 cents. My boyfriend decided to give me flowers because I was having a rough time at work. I don’t want to get into it. Well come to find out he had put the flowers in a nice vase at his place and his good friend (who tried so long to get into my pants but NEVER was going to happen) told my boyfriend that when he went in the shower he took the flowers from the vase and dropped his pants then proceeded to rub my flowers on his balls and kept it a secret until I got them. He then told my boyfriend about it when he was drunk and my boyfriend punched him in the face outside a bar and needless to say they aren’t friends because of this entire ball rubbing incident. And yes my apartment has a musty smell that I can now identify.

The stench of a loser’s must be too overwhelming for words. Dr.S

I had to pay her kid’s babysitter because she was out having a 3-some

  • Permalink twenty_20150524_084228_882 Dr.S I have 2 roommates. One girl is pretty good. She has her head on straight and has a good job. The other is not so much and works part time as a waitress here in Queens. Well long story short she went out a few nights ago and left a sitter at our apartment to watch her kid. Well when I came home the babysitter had an emergency and had to leave so I ended up babysitting the kid for a couple of hours before little Johnny fell asleep on the couch. I ended up paying the sitter for her work. When my roommate came back I asked her where she was and she confessed that she was out having a 3 some with 2 dudes she always wanted to hook up with. I told her I couldn't believe she would go out to have a 3 some while her kid was at home playing with his Legos. She kind of just ignored me and didn't say thanks for anything. Some chicks are so stupid. It sounds like someone ran a train on her if I had the chance to pry even more. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I had to pay her kid’s babysitter because she was out having a 3-some

Dr.S I have 2 roommates. One girl is pretty good. She has her head on straight and has a good job. The other is not so much and works part time as a waitress here in Queens. Well long story short she went out a few nights ago and left a sitter at our apartment to watch her kid. Well when I came home the babysitter had an emergency and had to leave so I ended up babysitting the kid for a couple of hours before little Johnny fell asleep on the couch. I ended up paying the sitter for her work. When my roommate came back I asked her where she was and she confessed that she was out having a 3 some with 2 dudes she always wanted to hook up with. I told her I couldn’t believe she would go out to have a 3 some while her kid was at home playing with his Legos. She kind of just ignored me and didn’t say thanks for anything. Some chicks are so stupid.

It sounds like someone ran a train on her if I had the chance to pry even more. Dr.S

I slipped one past the goalie and she’s now 2 months preggers

  • Permalink mj20150522_095034_724 Everyone is telling me there is no right time for a baby. I slipped one past the goalie and she's keeping it. I am only 25 and she's a few months younger than me. I have already started looking for a better job because she's 2 months into the pregnancy phase. I work part time at Staples and part time in security and it doesn't pay so obviously I need something better to support the kid. Wrap it up guys if you don't want to end up like me. It could be worse. I guess I could have AIDS but thank god I don't. We always screw to MJ so that's why I sent in the pic. Let me know how fatherhood turns out for you. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I slipped one past the goalie and she’s now 2 months preggers

Everyone is telling me there is no right time for a baby. I slipped one past the goalie and she’s keeping it. I am only 25 and she’s a few months younger than me. I have already started looking for a better job because she’s 2 months into the pregnancy phase. I work part time at Staples and part time in security and it doesn’t pay so obviously I need something better to support the kid. Wrap it up guys if you don’t want to end up like me. It could be worse. I guess I could have AIDS but thank god I don’t. We always screw to MJ so that’s why I sent in the pic.

Let me know how fatherhood turns out for you. Dr.S

I found you some flawless ones again

  • Permalink ice-cream-8289361d-sz850x637-animate Dr.S what up from Alabama. I found you some flawless ones and wanted to share my discovery with the world. If you have it in your heart please post her. I am not single by the way but that doesn't mean I am dead. Your wandering eye deserves some recognition. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I found you some flawless ones again

Dr.S what up from Alabama. I found you some flawless ones and wanted to share my discovery with the world. If you have it in your heart please post her. I am not single by the way but that doesn’t mean I am dead.

Your wandering eye deserves some recognition. Dr.S

She finally had her first anal experience at age 30 and 4 months

  • Permalink IMAG1102 This was the scene of the crime in my bedroom. It was time to pop her balloon knot cherry. I made fun of her for not having anal sex in her life and finally she caved in and let me try it on her. She didn't like it at first but we used a lot of lube and I went in raw dog. I wasn't sure what to expect but there was no corn or crap on the tip of my slug which was awesome. When I first stuck it in she looked almost catatonic from the mirror I have on the other side of the bed like her eyes were rolling back. I wish I had a camera but I wasn't quick thinking at all. Just take my word for it. With such a nice ass it's crazy how long she waited for me to plow it. I mean really. Age is just a number so congrats for not stinking up the room. Dr.S ">Gallery

    She finally had her first anal experience at age 30 and 4 months

This was the scene of the crime in my bedroom. It was time to pop her balloon knot cherry. I made fun of her for not having anal sex in her life and finally she caved in and let me try it on her. She didn’t like it at first but we used a lot of lube and I went in raw dog. I wasn’t sure what to expect but there was no corn or crap on the tip of my slug which was awesome. When I first stuck it in she looked almost catatonic from the mirror I have on the other side of the bed like her eyes were rolling back. I wish I had a camera but I wasn’t quick thinking at all. Just take my word for it. With such a nice ass it’s crazy how long she waited for me to plow it. I mean really.

Age is just a number so congrats for not stinking up the room. Dr.S

She wasn’t even that hot but she texted me this stupid crap

  • Permalink 9c3ea923-4ef6-4a2f-bc7b-710c8a37bec8 First big fan of the site. Have been reading for over a year or so. I live outside Tucson and I met this girl at a party a few weeks ago. She is not even that hot especially being that she lives here in Arizona where there are a ton of hot chicks. I hit her up because I thought she had a pretty dope personality and when I kind of hinted that I wanted to bang the crap out of her she texted me this stupid "take a number" crap like as if she was some hottie way out of my league looking for some rich dude to take her on vacations and buy her a new purse every weekend. She's above average really but that's it. We are still texting by the way but it kind of rubbed me the wrong way you know Dr.S so I am still keeping my options open here in the desert. It's crazy when average chicks think they can poop gold flakes. Dr.S">Gallery

    She wasn’t even that hot but she texted me this stupid crap

First big fan of the site. Have been reading for over a year or so. I live outside Tucson and I met this girl at a party a few weeks ago. She is not even that hot especially being that she lives here in Arizona where there are a ton of hot chicks. I hit her up because I thought she had a pretty dope personality and when I kind of hinted that I wanted to bang the crap out of her she texted me this stupid “take a number” crap like as if she was some hottie way out of my league looking for some rich dude to take her on vacations and buy her a new purse every weekend. She’s above average really but that’s it. We are still texting by the way but it kind of rubbed me the wrong way you know Dr.S so I am still keeping my options open here in the desert.

It’s crazy when average chicks think they can poop gold flakes. Dr.S

I am a loser in a studio apartment in Manhattan who can’t afford a hottie

  • Permalink 10817921_661142220673267_1111643954_n I live in a studio in Manhattan where the rents are jacked up all the time. Everything I make goes to paying rent here in the Big Apple and sometimes I feel like a total loser. I moved here from a small town outside of Chicago. I desperately want a hot chick in my life to parade around and take to swanky hotels and shopping and travel and that stuff I see blowing up on Instagram. The sad reality is Dr.S there is no way with my current job I could afford a hottie like this one standing on the balcony. Sometimes I sit alone in my sad studio with a bowl of Frosted Flakes and think what path led me here. Every day is the same and I am almost 30. If I don't make a change soon or make more $$$ 40 will be horrible for me. Any advice on how I can get out of this rut besides getting a better job? I am not fat slob by the way. Don't be so hard on yourself because millions of losers share your same thoughts. Dr.S ">Gallery

    I am a loser in a studio apartment in Manhattan who can’t afford a hottie

I live in a studio in Manhattan where the rents are jacked up all the time. Everything I make goes to paying rent here in the Big Apple and sometimes I feel like a total loser. I moved here from a small town outside of Chicago. I desperately want a hot chick in my life to parade around and take to swanky hotels and shopping and travel and that stuff I see blowing up on Instagram. The sad reality is Dr.S there is no way with my current job I could afford a hottie like this one standing on the balcony. Sometimes I sit alone in my sad studio with a bowl of Frosted Flakes and think what path led me here. Every day is the same and I am almost 30. If I don’t make a change soon or make more $$$ 40 will be horrible for me. Any advice on how I can get out of this rut besides getting a better job? I am not fat slob by the way.

Don’t be so hard on yourself because millions of losers share your same thoughts. Dr.S

Is she basic for putting our red wine in the refrigerator?

  • Permalink red wine20150519_211444_916 Dr.S please help me. Me and my girlfriend have been fighting about this since we met back in 2013. She always puts our red wine in the fridge. I keep telling her that red wine needs to be served at room temp but she keeps on insisting on chilling it. I flipped out last night and actually screamed at her that she is BASIC AS FUK. Am I right here? Please let us know. Confused in Ohio. Basic tendencies will only grow like a cancer. Dr.S">Gallery

    Is she basic for putting our red wine in the refrigerator?

Dr.S please help me. Me and my girlfriend have been fighting about this since we met back in 2013. She always puts our red wine in the fridge. I keep telling her that red wine needs to be served at room temp but she keeps on insisting on chilling it. I flipped out last night and actually screamed at her that she is BASIC AS FUK. Am I right here? Please let us know. Confused in Ohio.

Basic tendencies will only grow like a cancer. Dr.S

What should I do if she had a rice crispy sized swinging dingle berry?

  • Permalink rice crispy_20150519_084253_244 First off she's hot and not some whale so let me start my story with that. Met her at a bar in Nashville when I was there for business. We hit it off and I ended up bringing her back to my hotel room and one thing led to another and you know the drill. After some more champagne her clothes were off and I was inside her in no time. When I was hitting it from behind I noticed this rice crispy sized dingle berry near her winking starfish and almost threw up. It was kind of swinging like some hanging chad. It was so nasty but I thought of the ocean actually and continued hitting it then flicked the rice crispy surprise away with my finger and it landed on the rug and no I didn't sniff my finger. Well fast forward a month later she still hits me up on Facebook and wants to visit me here in LA. I mean I thought it was a one time thing but I guess she wants more. Should I give her a second chance or not? I mean she has an amazing ass. Isn't that all that counts? Come clean about the rice crispy treat first then plow it again. Dr.S ">Gallery

    What should I do if she had a rice crispy sized swinging dingle berry?

First off she’s hot and not some whale so let me start my story with that. Met her at a bar in Nashville when I was there for business. We hit it off and I ended up bringing her back to my hotel room and one thing led to another and you know the drill. After some more champagne her clothes were off and I was inside her in no time. When I was hitting it from behind I noticed this rice crispy sized dingle berry near her winking starfish and almost threw up. It was kind of swinging like some hanging chad. It was so nasty but I thought of the ocean actually and continued hitting it then flicked the rice crispy surprise away with my finger and it landed on the rug and no I didn’t sniff my finger. Well fast forward a month later she still hits me up on Facebook and wants to visit me here in LA. I mean I thought it was a one time thing but I guess she wants more. Should I give her a second chance or not? I mean she has an amazing ass. Isn’t that all that counts?

Come clean about the rice crispy treat first then plow it again. Dr.S

My buddy defriended me because I nailed her and he couldn’t

  • Permalink hammer20150518_082032_315 Lost a good friend over the weekend Dr.S or at least who was one of my boys for almost 3 years. I ended up nailing the crap out of some girl he had been chasing for at least 5 months. She obviously wanted nothing to do with him and I told him that after a week or so he should just move on because it doesn't take a girl 5 months to determine whether she wants to suck a dude off or not. Right? Anyways she's somewhat of a smoke long blonde hair and real nice ass. Over the weekend we were at a party and my buddy saw me leaving with her and you could just tell the misery on his face but what am I going to do? I wasn't going to pass on scoring some great ass. It's not like he owned her even though he has been trying for 5 months. When I told him I hit it twice from behind he defriended me on Facebook and looks like he blocked my number also. The poor bastard should have known the better looking dude always sticks it in. Dr.S ">Gallery

    My buddy defriended me because I nailed her and he couldn’t

Lost a good friend over the weekend Dr.S or at least who was one of my boys for almost 3 years. I ended up nailing the crap out of some girl he had been chasing for at least 5 months. She obviously wanted nothing to do with him and I told him that after a week or so he should just move on because it doesn’t take a girl 5 months to determine whether she wants to suck a dude off or not. Right? Anyways she’s somewhat of a smoke long blonde hair and real nice ass. Over the weekend we were at a party and my buddy saw me leaving with her and you could just tell the misery on his face but what am I going to do? I wasn’t going to pass on scoring some great ass. It’s not like he owned her even though he has been trying for 5 months. When I told him I hit it twice from behind he defriended me on Facebook and looks like he blocked my number also.

The poor bastard should have known the better looking dude always sticks it in. Dr.S

My boyfriend laughed so hard and confessed that he had sharted

  • Permalink shart_20150517_090442_819(1) We were watching Dumb and Dumber too the other night on netflix. When Jim Carry wiped his butt and put it on the beer can my boyfriend laughed so hard. I actually never saw him laugh so hard. Well he let out this huge fart that really smelled then ran to the bathroom. He later confessed that he sharted and had to clean up. I yelled at him that he is disgusting and he says sometimes he sharts himself. He tried to have sex with me later that night and I pushed him off because of it. I knew a hot chick who sharted one time and it was horrid. Dr.S">Gallery

    My boyfriend laughed so hard and confessed that he had sharted

We were watching Dumb and Dumber too the other night on netflix. When Jim Carry wiped his butt and put it on the beer can my boyfriend laughed so hard. I actually never saw him laugh so hard. Well he let out this huge fart that really smelled then ran to the bathroom. He later confessed that he sharted and had to clean up. I yelled at him that he is disgusting and he says sometimes he sharts himself. He tried to have sex with me later that night and I pushed him off because of it.

I knew a hot chick who sharted one time and it was horrid. Dr.S

Do you think she would go to Applebee’s with me?

  • Permalink Screen-Shotttt-2015-05-04-at-5.57.53-PM I would take her to Applebee's if she would let me. Do you think I have a chance? I have an office job where I only make $13 an hour. My boss says I could get promoted at the end of the year though. Just wondering if a girl like her would give a guy like me a shot. I am somewhat overweight also but working on it. I would pay for the entire meal also. Dinner for one is what the doctor ordered here. Dr.S">Gallery

    Do you think she would go to Applebee’s with me?

I would take her to Applebee’s if she would let me. Do you think I have a chance? I have an office job where I only make $13 an hour. My boss says I could get promoted at the end of the year though. Just wondering if a girl like her would give a guy like me a shot. I am somewhat overweight also but working on it. I would pay for the entire meal also.

Dinner for one is what the doctor ordered here. Dr.S

She kind of crapped the bed and I’m not too pleased about it

  • Permalink IMG951358 Dr.S I turned my girlfriend into a complete stoner. A few weeks ago we were having the granddaddy and having a great time for sure. Later that night I was hitting it from behind and it's the first time this happened. Well she crapped the bed basically. Kind of drips and dribbles coming out of her starfish. Had to replace the sheets and still wondering if I should replace the mattress. It's not under warranty so it's still up in the air at this point. Not sure how I feel about this but I get that accidents happen like you say. Accidents happen all too frequently which is so sad I guess. Dr.S">Gallery

    She kind of crapped the bed and I’m not too pleased about it

Dr.S I turned my girlfriend into a complete stoner. A few weeks ago we were having the granddaddy and having a great time for sure. Later that night I was hitting it from behind and it’s the first time this happened. Well she crapped the bed basically. Kind of drips and dribbles coming out of her starfish. Had to replace the sheets and still wondering if I should replace the mattress. It’s not under warranty so it’s still up in the air at this point. Not sure how I feel about this but I get that accidents happen like you say.

Accidents happen all too frequently which is so sad I guess. Dr.S

Am I a loser for trying to find the love of my life in the club?

  • Permalink IMAG2081 Dr.S my girlfriends call me a loser for going to clubs all the time and I go every weekend here in Houston. I will be 27 next month and still haven't met the one while many of my friends are already married. Thought I did a few times until I was cheated on. I just don't know how else to meet guys and I hate online dating and the men at work are so ewww. Is there hope for me or should I just stop and come up with a new plan? I am picky and like tall good looking men who are built like swimmers and have all their hair. That is a must with me. What should I do? Are club guys going to turn into anything in your humble opinion? Your soul is rotten so it doesn't matter in the long run. Dr.S ">Gallery

    Am I a loser for trying to find the love of my life in the club?

Dr.S my girlfriends call me a loser for going to clubs all the time and I go every weekend here in Houston. I will be 27 next month and still haven’t met the one while many of my friends are already married. Thought I did a few times until I was cheated on. I just don’t know how else to meet guys and I hate online dating and the men at work are so ewww. Is there hope for me or should I just stop and come up with a new plan? I am picky and like tall good looking men who are built like swimmers and have all their hair. That is a must with me. What should I do? Are club guys going to turn into anything in your humble opinion?

Your soul is rotten so it doesn’t matter in the long run. Dr.S

He’s a creep but he’s also very loaded and handsome

  • Permalink hundy20150513_195733_560 Dr.S I need some advice. I am a 26 year old female who went out on a few dates with this guy who is very attractive. I have not received many complaints myself actually. Well I met him from a friend of a friend. He has a good job and apparently his family is super rich. But I recently learned that he had a thing for strippers a few years ago and I found out that he slept with at least 3 I know of. I really don't know how to proceed. He hits me up all the time and wants to go out again but it's just creepy to me that he has slept with strippers and I don't even know if he used protection at that. Should I give him another date or just move on? I would give him a few more chances before you bang him. Dr.S ">Gallery

    He’s a creep but he’s also very loaded and handsome

Dr.S I need some advice. I am a 26 year old female who went out on a few dates with this guy who is very attractive. I have not received many complaints myself actually. Well I met him from a friend of a friend. He has a good job and apparently his family is super rich. But I recently learned that he had a thing for strippers a few years ago and I found out that he slept with at least 3 I know of. I really don’t know how to proceed. He hits me up all the time and wants to go out again but it’s just creepy to me that he has slept with strippers and I don’t even know if he used protection at that. Should I give him another date or just move on?

I would give him a few more chances before you bang him. Dr.S

Should I dump her because of her bad perspiration around her starfish?

  • Permalink sweat_20150511_203552_819 Need some proper advice. Been smashing a solid 8 in my eyes which is good for me. It's finally getting hot here in the midwest after a brutal winter. Well the last few times I was hitting it from behind I noticed a lot of sweat around her starfish. I mean it was really a lot. It looked like her butt hole was in some type of marathon or had been playing 4 quarters straight with no rest. I kind of wiped it away with my finger and just kept on plowing her. I even asked her about it and she was like "so sometimes your body does weird stuff especially during sex." Should I dump her or just put up with it? It sounds like you can't do better so just embrace that slime hole. Dr.S">Gallery

    Should I dump her because of her bad perspiration around her starfish?

Need some proper advice. Been smashing a solid 8 in my eyes which is good for me. It’s finally getting hot here in the midwest after a brutal winter. Well the last few times I was hitting it from behind I noticed a lot of sweat around her starfish. I mean it was really a lot. It looked like her butt hole was in some type of marathon or had been playing 4 quarters straight with no rest. I kind of wiped it away with my finger and just kept on plowing her. I even asked her about it and she was like “so sometimes your body does weird stuff especially during sex.” Should I dump her or just put up with it?

It sounds like you can’t do better so just embrace that slime hole. Dr.S